Thread: Food and Drink Any Topsy-Turvey Planter users here?
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:02 PM   #25
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or hire a Russian exchange student to stand over your tomato plants with a garden hose and a barometer. Preferably one who is female, young, nubile, blond and looks nice in a bikini.
Nein.

Horrid idea.

Russian women are better lawyers than any inmate, better bull$#itters than any car salesman, and more manipulative than Carl Peterson.

On top of that they tend to be attractive as hell.

Nein.

Just turn your ****ing plant upside down and call it a day...
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