Originally Posted by GoChiefs
OK, here is some honest advice from a reerun:
About two months ago I was all set to bang this married broad I met on the internet. Now, the way she set it up, she was in an open relationship. Whatever, she was hot, I wanted to pork her blonde brains out.
So she comes over and we have lunch, with the stipulation that we won't **** on a first meeting. Even so, she is really into me. Like, it was almost porno-esque! We got in the car and immediately she starts caressing my thigh. I was so turned on! She asked me if I was shy, and I was like, no, I'm driving, and damn woman, I'm not used to girls grabbing me like that! Anyway, like I said, awesome.
We flirted our asses off during lunch, went back and had a hot, hot, hot makeout session. It was heavy stuff. I really wanted to nail her, but she wanted to wait.
That night, she tells me her husband discovered her GPS history and started asking questions. She "confessed" and told him we just had lunch. Apparently she felt really guilty and decided to cut it off right then and there.
Now, even though I hadn't porked this broad, I still felt INCREDIBLY fearful some raging husband was gonna come knocking later that night. ****, he had the address from the GPS! ANYTHING WAS POSSIBLE! I was sick to my stomach for two days thinking about it.
I don't even want to think about the state of mind I would have been in had I actually done the nasty with this girl.
But FORGET all that. What the **** was up with this CRAZY BITCH? One minute she's feeling me up like there's saxophone music playing in the background, the next she's as cold as ice. One minute she tells me she's in an open relationship, the next minute she feels guilty and is fearful of her husband discovering her GPS history. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?
Moral of the story: bitches be crazy. At first they want it. Later, they might not want it, might feel guilty about it, and you get in a world of shit. And it will be all your fault. Even if she tries to calm your fears, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Bitches be crazy.
The fact that your place of employment is involved should just add another layer of RED ALERT over all of this.
If she REALLY wanted to get laid, you probably never would have found out she was married in the first place. Steer clear. In a month she might change her mind. Bitches be crazy.
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