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Originally Posted by kindra68

Being a single mother I didn’t really think about “the talk” until the day my son came home from school and walked into the kitchen where I was preparing dinner.
Son “mom, what does BJ mean?”
Me trying to regain my composure and checking that I hadn’t cut my finger off “ahh, what?”
Son “well the kids on the bus were talking about BJ’s”
Me screaming in my head to God WHY!! “ umm, well do you want the technical terminology or the slang?”
Son “oh just give me them both”
Me well it’s now of never, “ technical is it’s a sexual act, slang is when a person is sucking on your penis”
Son “EWWWW doesn’t she know I pee outta that thing!”
To which he walked out of the kitchen and started playing some video game.
And standing in the kitchen alone, I died a little.

And about the mags I just told my son that the girly mags were kinda like the movies.
In the mags the girls all have perfect asses and in the movies they all have perfect houses.
Condoms? Never have sex with out one because there are diseases out there that will kill you. and in all the years I have been on this earth I haven’t met a piece of ass worth dieing over. Besides if it doesn’t kill you it will rot your penis off. Just imagine walking around the store and you feel something funny in your pants. You wiggle your leg just a bit and something falls out of your pant leg, oh hell it’s your dick. And being the graceful person that you are, you will try to bend down and pick it up, only to kick it across the store. The moral of this story is to always wear a condom.
Why I was given a man child to raise by myself, I will never know…

Just wait until he asks what anal is.