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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

College...

Annual beginning of the year canoe race/camp trip from Manhattan to Lawrence in 1983; some freshman girl, who had to be Mormon or Seventh Day Adventist....latched herself to me during the evening after some adult beverages, right before the camp out on an island in the middle of a hot, misquito infested Kansas river. She wasn't really my type (shorter, blonde; bigger boobs, but average ass,) but she seemed like a "sure thing" at the time. Anyway...she starts all hot and heavy, and after gettin' my engine runnin'....she shifts into neutral/reverse. Literally, I thought for a while like, "shit, she's wasted; gonna go limp/blow-up doll-like on me" so I begin losing it. So I start pretending to be really wasted myself---though I'm far from it. Just then, one of her friends joins us...in our tent.

She's attractive, but no knockout...but has a body to kill for, so with a chance at a threesome and a smokin' body at my figertips, they have my attention. About that time, I shit you not....someone comes screaming the second girl's name through the camp ground, she scrambles from the tent, dressing as she exits--to go who knows where. So, the first gal is laying there begging for it...and being the gentlemen I am, I attempted to oblige--even though the excitement of the moment had definitely subsided. It's the only time in my life I ever had any difficulty at all, "keeping up." It would have been damn embarrassing considering she was like a grateful fat-girl who was giving it her best. However, thank goodness...she was too drunk to notice.

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