First, take the kids to Schitterbahn. Give them each about $200. Come back for them in two or three days.
Next, for light musical entertainment: Bazooka's,
Missy B's, or
Pure all good suggestions.
For adventure:
Independence Ave between 6 and 9 pm. Be lookin' out for Rosie. She's lookin' mighty fine. Don't carry more than $50 cash.
Then to
Swope Park from around 10pm to Midnight. Get a great deal on crack and firearms.
1AM: Walk around the
Plaza. Hassle tourists. Beat up some high school kid in front of his girlfriend.
Cruise Troost or Prospect from 31st St. South to Bannister. Do this around 2AM. Feel free to shoot at passing motorists.
Breakfast around 4am at
Chubby's on Broadway. Make new "friends," but make sure your new "friend" doesn't have a bigger unit than you do.
6am: Jog around
Penn Valley Park. Wear speedos. Linger around the Liberty Memorial for awhile.
8am: Community Blood Bank: Drop off a pint, get money for lunch.
11am: Check in to the
Capri Motel downtown. Get a "rest stop rate." Pay extra for clean sheets. Nap out for awhile. Keep your new firearm under your pillow.
There! You can thank me later!