Misc Things to do in KC!

**gblowfish** · 08-01-2010, 02:46 PM

First, take the kids to Schitterbahn. Give them each about $200. Come back for them in two or three days.
Next, for light musical entertainment: Bazooka's, Missy B's, or Pure all good suggestions.
For adventure: Independence Ave between 6 and 9 pm. Be lookin' out for Rosie. She's lookin' mighty fine. Don't carry more than $50 cash.
Then to Swope Park from around 10pm to Midnight. Get a great deal on crack and firearms.
1AM: Walk around the Plaza. Hassle tourists. Beat up some high school kid in front of his girlfriend.
Cruise Troost or Prospect from 31st St. South to Bannister. Do this around 2AM. Feel free to shoot at passing motorists.
Breakfast around 4am at Chubby's on Broadway. Make new "friends," but make sure your new "friend" doesn't have a bigger unit than you do.
6am: Jog around Penn Valley Park. Wear speedos. Linger around the Liberty Memorial for awhile.
8am: Community Blood Bank: Drop off a pint, get money for lunch.
11am: Check in to the Capri Motel downtown. Get a "rest stop rate." Pay extra for clean sheets. Nap out for awhile. Keep your new firearm under your pillow.

There! You can thank me later!

08-01-2010, 02:46 PM	#20
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16856178 VARSITY	First, take the kids to Schitterbahn. Give them each about $200. Come back for them in two or three days. Next, for light musical entertainment: Bazooka's, Missy B's, or Pure all good suggestions. For adventure: Independence Ave between 6 and 9 pm. Be lookin' out for Rosie. She's lookin' mighty fine. Don't carry more than $50 cash. Then to Swope Park from around 10pm to Midnight. Get a great deal on crack and firearms. 1AM: Walk around the Plaza. Hassle tourists. Beat up some high school kid in front of his girlfriend. Cruise Troost or Prospect from 31st St. South to Bannister. Do this around 2AM. Feel free to shoot at passing motorists. Breakfast around 4am at Chubby's on Broadway. Make new "friends," but make sure your new "friend" doesn't have a bigger unit than you do. 6am: Jog around Penn Valley Park. Wear speedos. Linger around the Liberty Memorial for awhile. 8am: Community Blood Bank: Drop off a pint, get money for lunch. 11am: Check in to the Capri Motel downtown. Get a "rest stop rate." Pay extra for clean sheets. Nap out for awhile. Keep your new firearm under your pillow. There! You can thank me later! Last edited by gblowfish; 08-01-2010 at 03:52 PM..
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