Quote:
Originally Posted by displacedinMN
Temperature is relative.
Depends on what you are used to.
Yes, there is a DUH in there.
for me around 30. The days were the high is -2 are the worst.
This is long:
THE MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
>60 Above
>New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat
>People in Minn. plant gardens
>50 Above
>Californians shiver uncontrollably
>People in Minn. sunbathe
>40 Above
>Italian and English cars won't start
>People in Minn. drive with the windows down
>32 Above
>Distilled water freezes
>Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker
>20 Above
>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats
>People in Minn. throw on a flannel shirt
>15 Above
>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
>People in Minn. have the last cookout before it gets too cold
>Zero
>People in Miami all die
>Minnesotans lick the flagpole
>20 Below
Iowans fly away to Mexico
>People in MN get out their winter coats
>40 Below
>Hollywood disintegrates
>The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door
>60 Below
>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
>MN Boy Scouts postpone "winter Survival" classes until it gets coldenough
>80 Below
>Mt. St. Helen's freezes
>People in MN rent some videos
>100 Below
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
>Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg
>297 Below
>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
>Cows in MN complain about farmers with cold hands
>460 Below
>All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale)
>People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?"
>500 Below
>Hell freezes over
>The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl .
and thanks for starting other threads to take our minds off of the other issues of the day
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So howcome the vikings play indoors
