I smoked some pot today and.... - Page 3

**Skip Towne** · 02-07-2005, 10:22 PM

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

BIG_DADDY · 02-08-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by redhed

Congrats, Skip.
Apparently, I need to get some pot.

Congratulation Skip ya ol pothead.

Over-Head · 02-08-2005, 03:25 PM

Here's one we do towards the end of the third set when we play 1 certain club here on the island:

(Sung to Jimmy Buffett "Margaretville" )

Rollin' my homegrown,
Smokin a big bone;
Look at that ganga covered with oil.
Usin' my tweezers,
Got pot in the freezer;
Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil.

Chorus:
Wasted away again in Marijuanaville,
Searchin for my roach clip on a rope...on rope, on a rope, on a rope.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, that it's all this damn dope.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
Maybe that Thai stick was a way bit too strong.
But I got a real beauty,
A Columbian dubee
And soon I'll high and on my way along

Repeat Chorus

I blew out my bong pipe,
Ran out of Budlight;
But I found a stash I had hidden at home.
Put it into a blender,
And soon it will render
Those little fudge brownies that help me get stoned.

Repeat Chorus

Yes and, some claim I sound like Dylan when I'm stoned
But I know, that it's all this damn dope.

**Dave Lane** · 02-08-2005, 06:34 PM

OK so how did it turn out today? Did you smoke / figure any commission checks?

Dave

**Skip Towne** · 02-08-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

OK so how did it turn out today? Did you smoke / figure any commission checks?

Dave

Turned out great today. That new company really likes me for charging them 1/2 price.

**Dave Lane** · 02-08-2005, 07:05 PM

Dave

BIG_DADDY · 02-08-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

Before he wants you charged with a felony.

chiefs4me · 02-08-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

And you didn't share...

02-07-2005, 10:22 PM
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I smoked some pot today and.... I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.
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02-08-2005, 03:25 PM	#32
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Here's one we do towards the end of the third set when we play 1 certain club here on the island: (Sung to Jimmy Buffett "Margaretville" ) Rollin' my homegrown, Smokin a big bone; Look at that ganga covered with oil. Usin' my tweezers, Got pot in the freezer; Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil. Chorus: Wasted away again in Marijuanaville, Searchin for my roach clip on a rope...on rope, on a rope, on a rope. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know, that it's all this damn dope. Don't know the reason, Stayed here all season Maybe that Thai stick was a way bit too strong. But I got a real beauty, A Columbian dubee And soon I'll high and on my way along Repeat Chorus I blew out my bong pipe, Ran out of Budlight; But I found a stash I had hidden at home. Put it into a blender, And soon it will render Those little fudge brownies that help me get stoned. Repeat Chorus Yes and, some claim I sound like Dylan when I'm stoned But I know, that it's all this damn dope. __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est... Last edited by Over-Head; 02-08-2005 at 03:32 PM..
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02-08-2005, 06:34 PM	#33
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	OK so how did it turn out today? Did you smoke / figure any commission checks? Dave __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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02-08-2005, 07:05 PM	#35
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	Dave __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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