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Tynes arrested today...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/s...C-DT9705204233
ELLSWORTH, Wis. -- Kansas City Chiefs kicker Lawrence Tynes was charged Wednesday with breaking a bouncer's nose in a bar fight, a felony with a maximum penalty of 3½ years in prison. Tynes, the NFL's first Scottish-born player, turned himself in Wednesday morning and made his first appearance in Pierce County Circuit Court on one felony count of substantial battery and one count of misdemeanor battery. He was released on a $15,000 signature bond. He practiced with the team Wednesday. Practice broke up before word of the criminal charges got out. The fight allegedly took place early Sunday morning at a bar in River Falls, where the Chiefs have their training camp. A police report said Tynes hit a bar patron in the face, then hit the bouncer in the nose. Tynes was charged after police received medical reports, River Falls Police Capt. John Stapleton said. Wisconsin law provides for a felony battery charge if the victim has a bone broken. Two other players, defensive tackle Junior Siavii and safety Greg Wesley, were arrested early Sunday after allegedly getting into a drunken confrontation with police in a Minneapolis hotel. Each is charged with one misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct, and Siavii is also charged with a misdemeanor count of fifth-degree assault. Tynes won the kicking job from veteran Morten Andersen last season but has struggled in training camp this year. |
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I actually have a lot of respect for Tynes, can you just hear the bouncer... "You're going to kick my ass, oh year right, well Mr. Kicker, I'm not on a BOOM! tee... DT |
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suck to say you got your nose broken by a kicker lol
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Buddy: What happened to your face? Bouncer: Errr, a, I got lit up by a kicker. Buddy: BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Pussy! |
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felony substantial battery
disorderly conduct drunken driving misdemeanor battery fifth-degree assault Hot DANG!! Wutta buncha freakin' criminals the Chiefs are! And OLD, too! |
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WHAT THE ****?!
Now the KICKER is getting arrested?! Raiders East! Raiders East! ![]()
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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The end of the season AFC West Kickers party is going to really kick freaking ass this year!
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Line'em up
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Time for training camp old style...............LOCKDOWN!!
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Lack of focus on whats important thats how this occurs.
Someboday said the Chiefs suck while you were in a bar? They said your gonna get cut because you suck? They said your mamma did what? I'm shocked! :lol: You know you are a target. Why even go into the bar? And if you do expect some people to tell you you suck. If you can't keep from getting mad then don't go to bars. To instigate the fight to throw a drink on someone then you get physically under control by the bouncers and they tell you its over and just leave the bar and you say okay and they let you go and you turn around and hit one in the nose. WTF? Wheres your judgment? And don't try to give the police a BS story you were attacked for no good reason. Theres a video tape moron. ![]()
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