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**Rain Man** · 07-24-2006, 03:10 PM

Any good neighbor stories? We may have kind of had this thread in the "deaf humpers" thread a while back, but let's formalize it.

My interesting neighbor stories will flow as I feel like posting, but I'll start with this one.

1. When I lived in Texas, we were in an apartment that backed onto a wooded area. Raccoons would come up onto our deck, and then eventually made a home in the crawl space. I would hear them scratching on the bottom of my bathtub, because I think they licked the moisture off of it. Other neighbors also reported the bathtub effect. Once, one got in the air conditioning duct and looked at me from behind the vent. But on the neighbor front, this one huge raccoon would come up on the decks, and one of my neighbors published an avant-garde magazine. He went out on the deck with a doughnut in his mouth, and tried to get his roommate to take a photo of this mammoth raccoon eating the doughnut from his mouth. Fortunately, his roommate stopped him before the raccoon got the chance.

BucEyedPea · 07-24-2006, 04:54 PM

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Sorry...I was interrupted here....now to finish the story.....so then....

Now to finish...all four were standing on their back porch with their kitchen window and door open and just a screen on them one Saturday afternoon on a hot summer day.I had the hose on in the yard down below, and in the middle of talking to them I decided to spray them with water, then aimed it through their kitchen door and window. Soaking them even when they went inside. Then I let my other female roomate take over. Then the two male one's got into it. I snuck in up the front stairs and they actually had their front entrance door unlocked. I filled up some buckets of water. By the time I got to their kitchen they had shut that door and window....and I stood behind the wall and when one came around the corner I doused him...then the next one. Heh! Heh! This water fight when on most of the afternoon, around the yard and in both apartments. We all squeezed into the shower at one point with an umbrella too.

Sorry to let you down BL and Donger.

Guess you hadda be there.

**Baby Lee** · 07-24-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Now to finish...all four were standing on their back porch with their kitchen window and door open and just a screen on them one Saturday afternoon on a hot summer day.I had the hose on in the yard down below, and in the middle of talking to them I decided to spray them with water, then aimed it through their kitchen door and window. Then I let my other female roomate take over. And then the two male one's got into it. I snuck in up the front stairs and they actually had their front entrance door unlocked. I filled up some buckets of water. By the time I got to their kitchen they had shut that door and window....and I stood behind the wall and when one came around the corner I doused him...then the next one. Heh! Heh! This water fight when on most of the afternoon, around the yard and in both apartments. We all squeezed into the shower at one point with an umbrella too.

Sorry to let you down BL and Donger.

DV-DA and an umbrella?

Megbert · 07-24-2006, 04:58 PM

I've had friendly neighbors that have left handwritten notes on my front door that read: "Your house is a disgrace, do something about your fence and your animals A WARNING!!!"

Another time I had a note that some one used 2 wood screws to attatch to the side of my house the note said something about my dogs barking.

I also got a note in the mail. From the envelope I thought it was the humane society or some thing like that because it was addressed to 'dog owner' Inside the envelope was a nice letter telling me to 'shut my f#%@ing dog up" and that they were doing the nice thing by sending this note and not reporting me to the city and blah blah blah.

Then there's my HOA people.

Megbert · 07-24-2006, 04:59 PM

I did live in an apartment complex and one of my neighbors would order pron and somehow I would also get it. But it was that softcore hotel type pron.

BucEyedPea · 07-24-2006, 05:00 PM

BL,
Another night my female roomate, myself and a friend of mine with came back in form jogging at night. We saw cars on the street and found out they were having a dinner party upstairs. So we climbed onto a tree branch close to their their dining room window with nylon stockings on our heads squishing our faces into horrifying criminal ones!

It shocked one of their girlfriends who screamed. Then we jumped and ran for it.

**Rain Man** · 07-24-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

My gawd RM, you think women improve their appearance in order to GET LAID?
And you think guys see full on beaver, and get all upset if the bewbies are a little smaller than they looked earlier?
Do you LIVE on this planet, or did the interweb send a tube to the moon?

Yeah, but it's just wrong. It's like The Crying Game in principle. You shouldn't surprise people in that situation.

**Rain Man** · 07-24-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AZChiefFan

I've had friendly neighbors that have left handwritten notes on my front door that read: "Your house is a disgrace, do something about your fence and your animals A WARNING!!!"

Another time I had a note that some one used 2 wood screws to attatch to the side of my house the note said something about my dogs barking.

I also got a note in the mail. From the envelope I thought it was the humane society or some thing like that because it was addressed to 'dog owner' Inside the envelope was a nice letter telling me to 'shut my f#%@ing dog up" and that they were doing the nice thing by sending this note and not reporting me to the city and blah blah blah.

Then there's my HOA people.

Have any of your neighbors ever put up a sign that said "reerun's in Area"? Because that's when you know they've reached their limit.

BucEyedPea · 07-24-2006, 05:05 PM

Same year, same apartment. Was a duplex btw. 2 guys 2 girls...all friends. I did some work for a travel agency and got a huge discount on a trip to Bermuda as a result and all paid for. Everyone, plus another friend was to come. Every cancelled one month before...and my other gf broke her arm and couldn't go. So I went alone. I came back with the crew of the British HMS Inteprid that docked in Bermuda that I met in a pub nearby at the end of the island. I brought them home with me...British sailors hangin' out of nearly every window. Neighbors were out front watching the whole thing including the dudes upstairs. I am the entertaining neighbor here. I still have the Brit flag they gave me and an Xmas card they sent me 6 months later.

Otter · 07-24-2006, 05:08 PM

I have a neighbor; he’s the nicest guy in the world and puts up with me watching the Chiefs on Sundays when we get together. It’s rare in this neck of the woods to find someone who will sit through an AFC West game.

For some reason he gets a hair up his ass once or twice a month and goes jogging down the main road in town wearing shorts that might have fit him about 15 years and 50lbs ago.

There is a 2 mile paved path that runs along the river where no one would ever see you but for some reason ol’ Jim needs to put on those shorts and run down the main road in all his glory.

Someday I'm going to catch him with my camera and have a new avatar.

07-24-2006, 03:10 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-752449 VARSITY	Tell your entertaining neighbor stories here. Any good neighbor stories? We may have kind of had this thread in the "deaf humpers" thread a while back, but let's formalize it. My interesting neighbor stories will flow as I feel like posting, but I'll start with this one. 1. When I lived in Texas, we were in an apartment that backed onto a wooded area. Raccoons would come up onto our deck, and then eventually made a home in the crawl space. I would hear them scratching on the bottom of my bathtub, because I think they licked the moisture off of it. Other neighbors also reported the bathtub effect. Once, one got in the air conditioning duct and looked at me from behind the vent. But on the neighbor front, this one huge raccoon would come up on the decks, and one of my neighbors published an avant-garde magazine. He went out on the deck with a doughnut in his mouth, and tried to get his roommate to take a photo of this mammoth raccoon eating the doughnut from his mouth. Fortunately, his roommate stopped him before the raccoon got the chance.
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07-24-2006, 04:58 PM	#33
Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	I've had friendly neighbors that have left handwritten notes on my front door that read: "Your house is a disgrace, do something about your fence and your animals A WARNING!!!" Another time I had a note that some one used 2 wood screws to attatch to the side of my house the note said something about my dogs barking. I also got a note in the mail. From the envelope I thought it was the humane society or some thing like that because it was addressed to 'dog owner' Inside the envelope was a nice letter telling me to 'shut my f#%@ing dog up" and that they were doing the nice thing by sending this note and not reporting me to the city and blah blah blah. Then there's my HOA people.
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07-24-2006, 04:59 PM	#34
Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	I did live in an apartment complex and one of my neighbors would order pron and somehow I would also get it. But it was that softcore hotel type pron.
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07-24-2006, 05:00 PM	#35
BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-360037	BL, Another night my female roomate, myself and a friend of mine with came back in form jogging at night. We saw cars on the street and found out they were having a dinner party upstairs. So we climbed onto a tree branch close to their their dining room window with nylon stockings on our heads squishing our faces into horrifying criminal ones! It shocked one of their girlfriends who screamed. Then we jumped and ran for it. __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days?
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07-24-2006, 05:05 PM	#38
BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-360037	Same year, same apartment. Was a duplex btw. 2 guys 2 girls...all friends. I did some work for a travel agency and got a huge discount on a trip to Bermuda as a result and all paid for. Everyone, plus another friend was to come. Every cancelled one month before...and my other gf broke her arm and couldn't go. So I went alone. I came back with the crew of the British HMS Inteprid that docked in Bermuda that I met in a pub nearby at the end of the island. I brought them home with me...British sailors hangin' out of nearly every window. Neighbors were out front watching the whole thing including the dudes upstairs. I am the entertaining neighbor here. I still have the Brit flag they gave me and an Xmas card they sent me 6 months later. __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days? Last edited by BucEyedPea; 07-24-2006 at 05:14 PM..
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