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Old 08-08-2006, 01:43 PM  
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Islamists killing shepherds for not covering female goat genetalia
Yes, we knew they were screwed up. But some Shiite Islamists in Iraq are allegedly killing shepherds because they have not put modesty "diapers" on their goats! The goats are too tempting for Muslim males, it appears. Well, compared with the walking black tents they force their women into, goats are indeed quite fetching. The logic of religious fundamentalism is nothing if not relentless.

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Old 08-09-2006, 09:22 AM   #31
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:25 AM   #32
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I always wonder how these things come up in their weekly meetings.

Mohammad (banging gavel): The weekly meeting will come to order. Who has something religious to complain about?

Ali: I do, sir. The goats, they're running around naked.

Mohammad: The goats?

Ali: Yes, sir. And it's really bothersome to me.

Mohammad: And why is that?

Ali: They're temptresses, sir. Temptresses! They wiggle their hips all seductively when they walk, and it makes me aroused.

(Crowd gasps, and looks amongst themselves.)

Mohammad: Too much information, Ali. But anyway, who else is aroused by the hip motions of naked goats?

(Everyone in crowd sheepishly raises their hands.)

Mohammad: Oh, dear. This is indeed a problem. Is it all kinds of goats?

Voice from crowd: The blonde ones! The blonde ones with the long hair. They remind me of Britney Spears.

Other voice from crowd: The young ones! I can't resist the young ones!

Third voice from crowd: This won't include camels, will it?

Mohammad (banging gavel): Order! Order! Since we're all attracted to different types of goats, we will make the order overarching. All goats will henceforth wear underwear.

Voice from crowd: Are they allowed to wear thong underwear?

Ali: Thong underwear? Why? Your honor, thong underwear will just make it worse.

Mohammad: Okay, no thong underwear. Henceforth, goats shall wear conservative underwear that covers the entire hindquarters region.

Voice from crowd: Just to confirm, this doesn't include camels, right?

Mohammad: Okay, that's taken care of (bangs gavel). Next order of business?

Akbar: I'm up, your honor. I would like to attach explosives to this small child and send him into a crowded market and then blow him up so I can kill other women and children.

Mohammad: Any comments from the crowd?

Voice from crowd: Don't put him on a camel.

Mohammad: Agreed. No killing of innocent camels. Otherwise, motion passes (bangs gavel).
You need to start attaching your name to some of this stuff. I expect to get this in an email within the next week!

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Old 08-09-2006, 09:27 AM   #33
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Soooo...are these guys Militant Islamists, or the regular joes...
Example of the Militants telling the regular joes what to do.

No wonder Democracy is a threat.
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:34 AM   #34
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The key difference is that in Iowa, the shepherd would take pictures and post them, and everyone would get a good laugh at it. In Islama-lala land, the shepherd is beheaded for creating an attractive nuisance.
A new definition of "attractive nuisance".

I don't think it is any of our business what goes one behind the barn. What happens in the field should stay in the field. The shepherd was born this way what place is it of mine to tell him he can't have his goat.
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Old 08-09-2006, 10:51 AM   #35
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:01 AM   #36
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Here's some Alichief's farm pRon


I don't see enough resemblance to require a ewe-thong.

Islamists who want to hump them are berlly verlly baaaaaa ha aaaad.

Wow. Looks all nice and soft. Oh Baaaaaa-by
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:05 AM   #37
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We should probably scour the web and post images like that on every Islamist website we can find....along with a link to the vid of the Terrorists Double Teaming the beast of burden.
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:11 AM   #38
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Ewe know... that sheep does kinda remind me of Britney Spears.
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:28 PM   #39
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Hmmm, I guess that makes this story make a lot more sense...

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Hmmm, I guess that makes this story make a lot more sense...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060810/...cloned_sheep_2

Wow, sometimes you see all of the pieces of the puzzle, but until someone points out how they come together...
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