Four Religious Truths to remember in serious times.... - Page 2

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 09:19 AM

In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths or no faith, to recognize these four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters

Eleazar · 08-22-2006, 11:53 AM

Hooters wings are terrible.

**Saulbadguy** · 08-22-2006, 11:55 AM

How come anytime anyone talks about Hooters, they have to bring up the "good" wings?

It's like people talking about Playboy and how great the articles are.

bogie · 08-22-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I went to BW3 for the first time ever the other day.

The Crispy Southwest Dippers tasted like ass

The wings were okay, but I shouldn't have picked the parmesan garlic sauce.

Do you throw lobs on purpose?

Eleazar · 08-22-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I... picked the parmesan garlic sauce.

Woman.

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

It's like people talking about Playboy and how great the articles are.

Well, come to think of it, Playboy actually does have some great articles.
Even I've read some of theirs.

Adept Havelock · 08-22-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Well, come to think of it, Playboy actually does have some great articles.
Even I've read some of theirs.

Wait a minute... There are articles in Playboy?

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

Wait a minute... There are articles in Playboy?

Guess, only the women take to them.

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Hooters wings are terrible.

So, you're admitting that the breasts are great?

**Baby Lee** · 08-22-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

So, you're admitting that the breasts are great?

You know, I'm not what you'd call a breast man, I'll take Gwen Stefani over someone less fit with a bigger rack. And foobs are a turnoff. But every once in a while I catch sight of a great natural pair, and I gotta admit, they're glorious.

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 05:12 PM

Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones?

**Baby Lee** · 08-22-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones?

yeah, in the 'vernacular' a contraction of fake boobs.

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 05:23 PM

Here's my take on fakes:

If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars.

I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top.

**Baby Lee** · 08-22-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Here's my take on fakes:

If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars.

I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top.

My take, unless you are a carpenter's dream, or in 'the biz,' or of course a mastectomy survivor, foobs say more about your insecurity than any improvement in proportion can make up for.

BucEyedPea · 08-22-2006, 05:41 PM

I think it can be true but not necessarily or true to a degree.

Society enforces looks on a woman as being important...even if just from a fashion point of view. So it affects how a woman feels about herself to a greater or lesser degree individually, which is far less so for a man. We feel better if we feel we look good...doesn't have to be movie star good looks for this to be true though. Degrees of vanity is a factor, not just insecurity.

At one point in my life I would NEVER go out without some makeup on for instance. Now I'll at least run to the store without any or even with wet hair just because it's easier.

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BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-370037	Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones? __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days?
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08-22-2006, 05:23 PM	#27
BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-370037	Here's my take on fakes: If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars. I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top. __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days?
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BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-370037	I think it can be true but not necessarily or true to a degree. Society enforces looks on a woman as being important...even if just from a fashion point of view. So it affects how a woman feels about herself to a greater or lesser degree individually, which is far less so for a man. We feel better if we feel we look good...doesn't have to be movie star good looks for this to be true though. Degrees of vanity is a factor, not just insecurity. At one point in my life I would NEVER go out without some makeup on for instance. Now I'll at least run to the store without any or even with wet hair just because it's easier. __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days?
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