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Old 05-15-2007, 10:16 PM  
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I think my colon gets excited by the smell of books
Seriously, you tell me.

I never realized this before, but lately I always have to poop whenever I enter a place that has a lot of books. Apart from occasional trips to the library before, I never noticed this. But for the past two weeks I've been working with student presentations, and the public library has asked to host 5 or 6 of them in their conference hall. Sure enough, after about 15 minutes of browsing through the shelves for fun, I have to go to the bathroom and it's always an enormous poop. I'm grateful for this and all, but you know library bathrooms. Icky. It's not just some nights, either. All 5 nights last week and two days this week it happened. Every. Time.

Now I went to a Barnes & Noble earlier this evening and guess what? I had to poop again.

I have no idea what's going on. It's refreshing and healthy, I must admit, but still, what the hell? Your guess is as good as mine.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:47 AM   #16
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I am trying not to be so negative but these threads are getting more gay by the minute. Could we please go a day without men sharing tales of their genitals, asses and other gay hazing stuff? gross
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:05 AM   #17
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I have a similar affliction when browsing software. They love me at Best Buy.

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I'll bet Barnes & Noble has nice bathrooms. Do they let you take reading material in with you?
Wasn't that in a Seinfeld episode? They made George buy a book because he took it into the bathroom to read while pooping?
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:34 AM   #18
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I'm sorry sir, that book has been red-flagged.
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:36 AM   #19
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I am trying not to be so negative but these threads are getting more gay by the minute. Could we please go a day without men sharing tales of their genitals, asses and other gay hazing stuff? gross
what's gay about guys talking about other guys' asses?

smoking cigarettes makes me need to drop a deuce
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:26 PM   #20
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I'm the same way. It was really tough dealing with that when I was working at one in college.
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:59 PM   #21
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I always ending up needing to piss somethin' fierce in bookstores. Computer stores, too.
they tend to keep it cooler in those types of stores

cold = need to pee
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:09 PM   #22
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I am trying not to be so negative but these threads are getting more gay by the minute. Could we please go a day without men sharing tales of their genitals, asses and other gay hazing stuff? gross
This is a poop thread. Saying you hate poop threads is like saying you hate Chiefsplanet.

Do you hate Chiefsplanet? Commie.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:14 PM   #23
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:46 PM   #24
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I think it has to do with reading while on the john.

I can't take a healthy dump without reading material. I once went in with nothing and took out my wallet and started reading the backs of the ID cards and currency and stuff in there so that I could get the potstickers into the pot.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:49 PM   #25
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