There I was.

[Iowanian]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car. . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it when he got out of his car. . .
he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

....... . . and that's when the fight started . .






*No thread authors or dwarfs were harmed in the composition of this thread, nor were they actually involved in an accident.

[DaKCMan AP]

booo :throws tomato:

[MahiMike]

Musta been Grumpy.

I'll bet you didn't look down on him by very much.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car. . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it when he got out of his car. . .
he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

....... . . and that's when the bow-chicka-wow-wow music started playing in the background . .

FYP

[talastan]

Very little of him to hold a grudge.... (Cymbal Crash!) I'll be here all week folks!

[Hammock Parties]

Did you cut him down to size after that remark?

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by kepp

FYP

Rep

[Otter]

I laughed

[crazycoffey]

This is not politically correct there porkchop...

I actually heard a pretty good dwarf joke myself, maybe I'll start a thread for it.

[bkkcoh]

Originally Posted by MahiMike

Musta been Grumpy.

Or was it Dopey?

[crazycoffey]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven
dwarfs" they get ushered into see the Pope.



Dopey leads the pack.


"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, our Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to face the Pope.
"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry
glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr.Pope, are there ANY dwarf
nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding
on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

[crazycoffey]

It's good, insulting to the dwarfs, the catholic church, and even walt disney.....

[stumppy]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car. . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it when he got out of his car. . .
he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

....... . . and that's when the fight started . .






*No thread authors or dwarfs were harmed in the composition of this thread, nor were they actually involved in an accident.

AHEM....Repost.
And, you're welcome.