Unbelievable

BIG_DADDY · 12-10-2007, 12:32 PM

SAN FRANCISCO
(AP) - A seven-year-old Kansas City , MO , boy was at the center of
a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of
beating anyone.

jidar · 12-10-2007, 12:32 PM

this joke has been posted twice a season for as long as I've been reading this board.

**Bowser** · 12-10-2007, 12:33 PM

Heh. Oldie but goodie.

**BigRedChief** · 12-10-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jidar

this joke has been posted twice a season for as long as I've been reading this board.

Hey, usually it's the Raiders on the butt end of the joke.

Thig Lyfe · 12-10-2007, 12:34 PM

omfg Big Daddy you should go into comedy.

BIG_DADDY · 12-10-2007, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jitard

this joke has been posted twice a season for as long as I've been reading this board.

This coming from a guy with almost 3k posts who has yet to bring anything of value to the BB.

**Baby Lee** · 12-10-2007, 12:38 PM

HypnotizedMonkey · 12-10-2007, 12:39 PM

mildly funny.

Redrum_69 · 12-10-2007, 12:47 PM

Thanks

been awhile seen we seen a thread about pitbulls being beaten

Stinger · 12-10-2007, 12:50 PM

Did you all hear the one about a strange white substance being found at arrowhead??

jidar · 12-10-2007, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

This coming from a guy with almost 3k posts who has yet to bring anything of value to the BB.

You're so defensive. Settle down you big baby.

**Saulbadguy** · 12-10-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

This coming from a guy with almost 3k posts who has yet to bring anything of value to the BB.

Loved the use of the "jitard" in your quote. Excellence.

**Rain Man** · 12-10-2007, 09:51 PM

I wonder if the judge took away the kid's dog.

greg63 · 12-10-2007, 09:57 PM

Funny!

**doomy3** · 12-10-2007, 10:00 PM

OOh, I know, I know!!

Next you should tell a joke that has something to do with the FBI being called to the Chiefs practice field because of a mysterious white substance on the field that ends up being the goalline!!!

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BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $2558410	Unbelievable SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - A seven-year-old Kansas City , MO , boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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