Three Things to Ponder - Page 4

a1na2 · 03-20-2008, 08:29 PM

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment

**Rausch** · 03-21-2008, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by a1na2

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.[/FONT]

CJD disease (or the human form of mad cow) has an incubatory period of 15 to 30 years.

If you did happen to eat enough infected meat (and no one knows how much is necessary) you won't even show symptoms for up to 30 years.

I'm guessing the clean up on that $#it wasn't meticulous...

Halfcan · 03-21-2008, 10:04 PM

only you could make mad cow disease sound funny

Adept Havelock · 03-21-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

I hold here the 15 Commandm...(stone tablet falls to ground breaking into many pieces)...the 10 Commandments!

Adept Havelock · 03-21-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I loved history of the world part one....

03-20-2008, 08:29 PM
a1na2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Pittsburg Casino cash: $10004900	Three Things to Ponder Three Things to Ponder: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment
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