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Old 08-15-2008, 02:07 PM  
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Bathroom Humor

Taking craps in public restrooms can be an enjoyable experience. I thought we should share with each other some restroom literature gracefully written on walls around North America. Please feel free to contribute:


"Here I sit....all broken hearted, tried to shit...but only farted."
"The second time I took a chance, tried to fart yet shit my pants."



"Those who write on shit house walls, roll their shit in little balls."
"Those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit."


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Old 08-15-2008, 04:04 PM   #16
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What are you looking up here for, the joke is in your hands.
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Old 08-15-2008, 04:08 PM   #17
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Old 08-15-2008, 04:10 PM   #18
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Old 08-15-2008, 04:20 PM   #19
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:12 PM   #20
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I can appreciate when sophistication is exposed in a topic such as this....not to post hooor but there were some fine contributions to this topic in
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:17 PM   #21
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I drew a smilie face on the tip of my dick. That way, if the guy in the next urinal starts chuckling, I know to punch him in the snoot.
Set that one on a tee and got away with it...
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:21 PM   #22
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:53 PM   #23
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:22 PM   #24
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:10 PM   #25
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