ChiefsPlanet's dumbasses are smarter than WPI's dumbasses

[OnTheWarpath15]

If these posts aren't the epitome of True Fan, I don't know what is.

COMEDY GOLD.

Enjoy.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1837&t=3906318

Sure your are talking a lot of money here with these four and you never know who is going to be Fran. by their team.

But lets have a little fun say the are all 4 out there! You bring all four in on the same day and same time and lay it down to them! SUPER BOWL that is the bottom line.

$37,410,425 under the cap

CUT
CB Patrick Surtain
LB Donnie Edwards
OT Damion McIntosh
DL Alfonso Boone

Saves $5,839,000 cap room

Room under the cap in 2009 $43,249,425


Now all these are based on 4 year deals because the math was easy to do then
5 year and 6 year deals.


Jordan Gross Tackle
4 year deal $20,550,000 SB $8,250,000
1 base $1,330,000 cap $3,832,000
2 base $ 2,335,000 cap $4,717,000
3 base $4,485,000 cap $5,584,000
4 base $ 6,150,000 cap $8,880,000

Terrell Suggs LB
4 year $20,550,000 SB 8,250,000
1 base $ 6,150,000 cap $8,880,000
2 base $ 2,335,000 cap $ 4,717,090
3 base $ 5,150,000 cap $7,500,000
4 base $665,000 cap $ 1,916,100

Julius Peppers DE
4 year $40,000,000 SB $16,000,000
1 base $1,330,000 cap $15,000,000
2 base $4,670,000 cap $9,434,000
3 base $10,300,00 cap $3,832,000
4 base $12,300,000 cap $17,760,000


Albert Haynesworth DT
4 year $20,550,000 SB 10,000000
1 base $1,995,000 cap $6,685,000
2 base $ $4,670,000 cap $10,277,000
3 base $5,150,000 cap $8,437,000
4 base $6,150,000 cap $5,485,500

You lock up a LT, DE, DT, LB for the next 4 years

Cap increase with these four players over the next 4 years
2009 $34,397,000 cap balance $8,852,000
2010 $33,308,000
2011 $25,353,000
2012 $34,041,000

In 2011/2012 Waters and TG will be done so u will be saving a lot

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1837&t=3907135

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I only get nasty with people when they keep arguing the same thing for 2 months or they say something reeruned like "the draft chart is dumb" that would be like a lawyer going "well I think this law is dumb"

Personally I think Eugene Monroe is a more complete prospect than Jake Long was.

most trades dont match up totally with the chart, and i know some lawyers who think some laws ARE dumb, and have argued that in court

[FAX]

I am occasionally aware of the uneasy feeling that Mr. Mecca once endured an alien abduction and the little grey bastards broke out the Super-Studded Giant Probe for him.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

This WPI post was pretty funny, IMO:

I stole LJ's car and as I drove away I found a check list sitting on the passenger seat and read it, LJ's got a busy little off season planned:

1. Record a new offensice rap song about my new GM. Make sure it is as bad a song as the last one.

2. Go to court for spitting a drink in some honey's face.

3. Maybe do time.

4. Introduce myself to new coach that won't take any $hit from me.

5. Buy fly rims.

6. Embarass my Penn State coaching father by having my name in the headlines for the wrong reasons again.

7. Spend all the money I have and all the money that I'm due in my contract.

Checklist for Season:

1. Stand at the end of the bench with my arms crossed and a scowl on my face.

2. Take half my plays off.

3. Blast my new coach for not using me the right way, like I did with Vermeil.

4. Get yelled at by said new coach in front of God and media.

5. Throw my new GM under the bus, for what? I dont know yet.

6. Spit drink in some honey's face.

7. Lose contract on morals clause issue.

8. Sign for league minimum following year in Cincinnati.

9. Retire in 2 years, Jay-Z no longer returning my calls.

10. File for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection a la Mike Vick.

11. Sell off all my assets.

12. Get middle school coaching Job in Pennsylvania.

13. Give local paper interview about how "getting back to basics" has totally turned my life around.

14. Spit drink in some honey's face.