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Old 02-19-2009, 07:04 PM  
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Just got home from my vasectomy
Not naerly as bad as I thought it would be. I was pretty nervous about pain of my coin purse. After numbing medicine all I felt was some bag tugging.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:33 AM   #91
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it's none of my buisness henry, but how many nutsacks do you have?
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It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:35 AM   #92
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It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.
thanks, but i'm limited to keeping them all in the same sack.
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:01 AM   #93
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Wait until you have to go back for a follow up check. You'll have to while the nurse waits outside the room for a sperm count test. She'll call you with the results a couple of days later and tell you to turn in your man card.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:50 PM   #94
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Wait until you have to go back for a follow up check. You'll have to while the nurse waits outside the room for a sperm count test. She'll call you with the results a couple of days later and tell you to turn in your man card.

That's why you take yur signifcant other with you. Afterwords, just tell the nurse to ignore the saliva in the sample.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:56 PM   #95
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:59 PM   #96
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If wives would fulfill the contract and do their job and swallow...then guys wouldnt have to get vasectomies.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:20 PM   #97
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:21 PM   #98
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health care is a huge military benefit....so free
Remember the story of the Wichita Falls Dr that removed the old guys penis without notification? Yeah, thats the Dr that did my vasectomy.

BUT, WAIT I'M NOT 'THAT GUY'!!
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:46 PM   #99
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If wives would fulfill the contract and do their job and swallow...then guys wouldnt have to get vasectomies.
I think your confused, see Redrum women doesn't get pregnant by giving a guy a blow job so swallowing has nothing to do with vasectomies.

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Old 02-20-2009, 11:50 PM   #100
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Haven't rad the thread, but just get some 3-sizes too small butt-hugger tighty-whities and wear them religiousl while elevating and icing the nutz for two day s adn you will be like a champ.

BTW...your first load is likely to be more business than pleasure. Kinda hurts. But for the rest of your life you are like a ****ing Rambo shooting blanks: Same bang. no Death. I mean, same amount of Pearls, no sand in the necklace....Or, whatever. Just have fun.
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:51 PM   #101
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On a side note, for n00b, ya got's balls (sorry for the pun) to be posten that one out there dude!
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:10 PM   #102
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I'm saving my reproductive capacity for when some great male plague strikes down 99 percent of Earth's males. When I'm called upon to serve my country by helping to recreate the population, I will patriotically rise to the occasion.
Kinda like that episod on "Sliders" where they land on an all woman planet, and their having the "captured men" going at it 6-7 times a day trying to increase the population or something. I realy can't remember the episode, but the one part I do remember was the head Chick saying to the "star" Ok, we'll start him immeaditly on fertility drugs, and start slowly with 6 interactions a day"
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:25 PM   #103
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:40 PM   #104
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