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Old 06-26-2009, 09:52 PM  
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Old 06-27-2009, 08:49 AM   #31
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Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.
It's the same as prepping for a colonoscopy you need a clean shute with no obstructions
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Old 06-27-2009, 09:21 AM   #32
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Old 06-27-2009, 09:33 AM   #33
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Old 06-27-2009, 09:54 AM   #34
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Old 06-27-2009, 09:59 AM   #35
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:02 AM   #36
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:35 AM   #37
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That is why women get an enema.

But you get them just cause it's as close to getting ****ed that you've ever been.
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:39 AM   #38
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I don't know if I'd say butt sex kills, but it definitely stings and will make you walk funny the next day.

Oh, wait. I should've read the thread first. Um, never mind...
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:40 AM   #39
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But you get them just cause it's as close to getting ****ed that you've ever been.
Plastic hoses have great stamina, too.
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Old 06-27-2009, 10:43 AM   #40
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Then her butt smells like prophylactic and you're right back where you started.
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:41 PM   #43
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"The butt?"
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