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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:55 AM   #211
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At the end of the day, you're still you, and he's still him.
Then who the fuck am I? This is really confusing.
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:01 AM   #212
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At the end of the day, you're still you, and he's still him.
I am in the beginning stage of a miserable divorce and I thank God that your quote is the truth!
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:59 AM   #213
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I am in the beginning stage of a miserable divorce and I thank God that your quote is the truth!
God loves you, burt.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:53 PM   #214
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OMFG Your avatar is amazing.

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Old 07-10-2009, 02:39 PM   #215
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Got any hot dates this weekend, burt?
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:44 PM   #216
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Got any hot dates this weekend, burt?
Even if he didn't have a hot date from some whore that's so desperate she posts on Craigslist to find guys, he has things you will never have:

A career
His own house

You talking shit to anyone on here is a ****ing joke.
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:45 PM   #217
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Even if he didn't have a hot date from some whore that's so desperate she posts on Craigslist to find guys, he has things you will never have:

A career
His own house

You talking shit to anyone on here is a ****ing joke.

why are you so angry?
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:48 PM   #218
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why are you so angry?
I'm not angry at all.

I'm meerly pointing out, again, that GoChiefs is in no position to talk shit to Burt or to try to kick him while he is down.

**** off, noob.
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:53 PM   #219
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why are you so angry?
He's The Bad Guy. That's his role here on Chiefsplanet. Irrational anger guy.
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:54 PM   #220
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I'm not angry at all.

I'm meerly pointing out, again, that GoChiefs is in no position to talk shit to Burt or to try to kick him while he is down.

**** off, noob.
I think you're angry that he's talking to another dude. If you want to get with GoChiefs play it cool. Let him know you care but not too much.
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:59 PM   #221
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I think you're angry that he's talking to another dude. If you want to get with GoChiefs play it cool. Let him know you care but not too much.
Yes, that's it. You figured me out.
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:08 PM   #222
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Even if he didn't have a hot date from some whore that's so desperate she posts on Craigslist to find guys, he has things you will never have:

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You talking shit to anyone on here is a ****ing joke.
Tell'em why you mad SON! Tell'em why you mad!
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Old 07-10-2009, 04:11 PM   #223
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I think you're angry that he's talking to another dude. If you want to get with GoChiefs play it cool. Let him know you care but not too much.
funny stuff there-my new fav noob!
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