Life I think a Jedi knight has moved into my neighborhood. - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 09-18-2009, 06:29 PM

I've seen this guy twice now while walking into work. He's an older guy, kind of low-key and scruffy. Quiet. He looks not quite homeless, but more like he just arrived from a world with a harsh environment and no water for showers. Both times, he's been wearing some kind of outfit that looks like Luke Skywalker's outfit in the original Star Wars, but it's black. All black, including the karate-style belt.

He's not carrying a light saber or anything, but I think that's because he's just going to the grocery store. I wouldn't imagine that Jedi knights carry their light sabers on short neighborhood errands.

If I keep seeing him, at some point I'll try to get a picture. But he generally catches me by surprise, which is one more reason that I think he's a Jedi.

**Gadzooks** · 09-18-2009, 07:38 PM

He must be a Dracula.

KcFanInGA · 09-18-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

is it wrong that I wonder what color her nipples are?

I'd prefer them to be purple...On topic: You will need to use all your training to snap a picture of this mysterious stranger. Use the Force.

JD10367 · 09-19-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by philfree

I was driving down the expwy last week and I looked across to the west bound lane and walking along the shoulder was a person dressed in a Batman costume. Head to toe in the daylight! WTF?

I'd say he didn't have a cellphone to call for AAA, but the Batmobile has OnStar, so I don't know what's up with that. Unless it got jacked on him... was it a bad neighborhood? Did you see some homies rollin' in a Batmobile, listening to thumping-loud music and firing guns out the window? I can picture Batman, walking up to the Batmobile on cinder blocks... "Aw, f**k, Robin, they got the Blaupunkt stereo... I'd had that thing forever..."

LaChapelle · 09-19-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

While it's probably a good thing to have a Jedi in the neighborhood, I must admit that I'm a little disappointed to get a scruffy human one instead of one of those pretty blue female ones.

Those aren't her boobies, that is buttcheek cleavage on her chest. ATM so easy a n00b could do it.

soundmind · 09-19-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

is it wrong that I wonder what color her nipples are?

Purple, duh.

09-18-2009, 06:29 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-742449 VARSITY	I think a Jedi knight has moved into my neighborhood. I've seen this guy twice now while walking into work. He's an older guy, kind of low-key and scruffy. Quiet. He looks not quite homeless, but more like he just arrived from a world with a harsh environment and no water for showers. Both times, he's been wearing some kind of outfit that looks like Luke Skywalker's outfit in the original Star Wars, but it's black. All black, including the karate-style belt. He's not carrying a light saber or anything, but I think that's because he's just going to the grocery store. I wouldn't imagine that Jedi knights carry their light sabers on short neighborhood errands. If I keep seeing him, at some point I'll try to get a picture. But he generally catches me by surprise, which is one more reason that I think he's a Jedi.
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09-18-2009, 07:38 PM	#16
Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3719219	He must be a Dracula.
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