Chiefs Charles will be happy to run the ball ... for a hand job

Christofire · 11-03-2009, 05:55 AM

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2009/11...rles_im_ready/
From the Chiefs insider blog. Most of it is boring Looney-speak. Just wanted to highlight one particular section.
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CHARLES: “I’M READY”
November 3rd – 5:41 AM

It’s all Jamaal, all the time, as the spotlight at Arrowhead continues to shine on RB Jamaal Charles. For the first time in his career, the former 2008 third-round pick entered a week of prep-work as a starting NFL running back. Charles, admittedly, would be lying if he said that he didn’t realize the realm of the opportunity he’s presented with.

“I’m ready,” Charles said. “It’s my NFL dream and I’d be pleasured to take the job right now.”

He’s been the center of ...blah blah blah (continues on to end of article).

CHIEFS58 · 11-03-2009, 07:06 AM

all he needs is a chance. i think he will be better than most think he will. if not, we already suck balls, so who cares.

11-03-2009, 07:10 AM

No slurs or Ike Turner-esque behaviour..put em in.

**Bane** · 11-03-2009, 07:27 AM

If he can hang on to the ball I think he will be fine.

mcan · 11-03-2009, 07:43 AM

I'm going to play a little drinking game during the game on Sunday. Every time I hear the announcers say something about how FAST Jamal Charles is, I have to drink. Shots, beer, and wine should about cover it... (this includes all references to his days as a sprinter and any time any adjective is used in the place of the word "fast") Should be fun!

LaChapelle · 11-03-2009, 07:43 AM

...and he'll fumble his own balls, thank you very much.

**BossChief** · 11-03-2009, 07:47 AM

...for a hand job?

**bevischief** · 11-03-2009, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcan

I'm going to play a little drinking game during the game on Sunday. Every time I hear the announcers say something about how FAST Jamal Charles is, I have to drink. Shots, beer, and wine should about cover it... (this includes all references to his days as a sprinter and any time any adjective is used in the place of the word "fast") Should be fun!

LaChapelle · 11-03-2009, 07:59 AM

Bulletin board material for the Jag offs?

Demonpenz · 11-03-2009, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcan

I'm going to play a little drinking game during the game on Sunday. Every time I hear the announcers say something about how FAST Jamal Charles is, I have to drink. Shots, beer, and wine should about cover it... (this includes all references to his days as a sprinter and any time any adjective is used in the place of the word "fast") Should be fun!

you have enough money for booze, but you are thinking about bankrupsy

Christofire · 11-03-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

...for a hand job?

The way he used "pleasured" cracked me up. Sounded a little dirty. "I'd be pleased ..." seems a little more appropriate.

**gblowfish** · 11-03-2009, 10:24 AM

Lets hope his game against Jax has a happy ending.

JD10367 · 11-03-2009, 10:26 AM

PIIHEZ*

*Put It In Her End Zone

LaChapelle · 11-03-2009, 11:42 AM

You may be on to something here. It was around game 8 last season, that Thigpen came in and gave us all a hand job. It was nice after the cold shower of Huard and I'd welcome the release. NTTIAWTT IMO

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Christofire Aberzombie and Fitch Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Southwest Kansas Casino cash: $10004950	Charles will be happy to run the ball ... for a hand job http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2009/11...rles_im_ready/ From the Chiefs insider blog. Most of it is boring Looney-speak. Just wanted to highlight one particular section. *** CHARLES: “I’M READY” November 3rd – 5:41 AM It’s all Jamaal, all the time, as the spotlight at Arrowhead continues to shine on RB Jamaal Charles. For the first time in his career, the former 2008 third-round pick entered a week of prep-work as a starting NFL running back. Charles, admittedly, would be lying if he said that he didn’t realize the realm of the opportunity he’s presented with. “I’m ready,” Charles said. “It’s my NFL dream and I’d be pleasured to take the job right now.” He’s been the center of ...blah blah blah (continues on to end of article).
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11-03-2009, 07:06 AM	#2
CHIEFS58 Smoke a turd. Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Western North Carolina Casino cash: $10004930	all he needs is a chance. i think he will be better than most think he will. if not, we already suck balls, so who cares.
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11-03-2009, 07:10 AM	#3
The Bronco Rob Guest Casino cash: $	No slurs or Ike Turner-esque behaviour..put em in.
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Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	If he can hang on to the ball I think he will be fine.
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mcan Apr 13,1949 – Dec 15, 2011 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9996085	I'm going to play a little drinking game during the game on Sunday. Every time I hear the announcers say something about how FAST Jamal Charles is, I have to drink. Shots, beer, and wine should about cover it... (this includes all references to his days as a sprinter and any time any adjective is used in the place of the word "fast") Should be fun!
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LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	...and he'll fumble his own balls, thank you very much.
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BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $-1745912	...for a hand job? __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Bulletin board material for the Jag offs?
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11-03-2009, 11:42 AM	#14
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	You may be on to something here. It was around game 8 last season, that Thigpen came in and gave us all a hand job. It was nice after the cold shower of Huard and I'd welcome the release. NTTIAWTT IMO
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