Do you believe Bowe's story about his grandmother giving him the diuretic?

[Hammock Parties]

Seems fishy. He makes millions of dollars and he goes to GRAMMY?

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chi...661464-p2.html

Bowe wanted a sure thing. He had been overweight when he reported last spring to the team’s offseason conditioning program. Now, he was sore from the marathon conditioning sessions during the first week of training camp and desperate for relief.

He says he couldn’t afford to slow down. Haley’s requirements were tough on the body, and Bowe says now that some days were tougher than others. He says he called his grandmother, Dorothy Williams, and asked for a remedy. Something to ease the cramps he’d been having.

“I told my grandma to send me something,” Bowe says.

He says now that his grandmother keeps her “cramp medicine” next to her water pills and that Williams unknowingly sent the wrong thing. Bowe says he took it anyway. After taking a pill he says was a diuretic, a banned substance by the NFL because some diuretics are taken to cut weight or mask the use of steroids, Bowe weighed himself. He says that before he took the pill, he was 3 pounds heavier than his suggested playing weight. After taking it, he says, he was 6 pounds under his target.

“I was real light,” he says. “I was like, ‘How did I lose all this weight?’ ”

Bowe says he called his grandmother, and he says now that she had no idea what she had sent. Bowe says he thought it was a potassium supplement, which was not against the rules. But Bowe says his grandmother sent him something different — and couldn’t tell him what it was. He says now that he doesn’t know the name of the substance he took and that his grandmother doesn’t know, either.

“I tried to ask her,” he says. “She’s old.”

Bowe says he took only the one pill, nervous after the drastic weight loss. But weeks later, there was a note in his locker at Chiefs headquarters. He says he thought he’d been fined for some on-the-field theatrics.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Morgan Freeman jokes never get old and he deserves the ridicule.

Where does Morgan Freeman go to meet chicks?

Chuck E Cheese
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The first one was a lot better.

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

The first one was a lot better.

I guess so. Besides, Chuck E Cheeses are filled with MILFS.
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Morgan Freeman jokes never get old and he deserves the ridicule.

Where does Morgan Freeman go to meet chicks?

Chuck E Cheese
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I'm just going to pretend I didn't click back into this thread for the disappointment. Leaving now, basking in the beauty of the original Freeman quip.

[the Talking Can]

that's one of the dumbest lies of all time

[Royal Fanatic]

If it's a lie, he's a douchebag for throwing grandma under the bus.

If it's true, he's a douchbag for hiding behind grandma's skirt.

He should have left grandma out of it.

[DumbHillbillies]

Bowe you fail. I don't think its possible to urinate that much weight off with just one pill. It would have to be a very, very high dose. Secondly, why would drag your grandmother into this.

Granny: Dwayne baby, I'm gonna whoop your ass for fucking up my rep. Go get grandma her belt.

[DumbHillbillies]

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

that's one of the dumbest lies of all time

So true and unnecessary.

[Easy 6]

Not for one second could i believe such an outlandish excuse, when i first read this a few days ago i could hardly imagine a more childish fabrication.

Dwayne, you can still Rule the World... but you better get right with God ASAP.

'Its Grandmama's fault...' = garbage .