Prayer Request Zombie Turtles - Page 2

FAX · 01-07-2010, 02:04 PM

Howdy, Planeteers. This is FAX.

I'm a little worried about something so I thought I'd share my concerns here in the hope that, perhaps, some moral support and wisdom from my fellow Planeteers might alleviate the chilling trepidation that is now haunting my existence.

We all know that Zombies are slow. I don't know why, but they are. They stumble along in their dawdling, laggard fashion and eventually trap people due to their sheer numbers and eat their brains ... at least, that's how it usually happens.

Anyway, because they move so slowly, Zombies are relatively easy to spot. If a guy is moving fast, you can be pretty sure he's not a Zombie. On the other hand, if he's shuffling along in a sluggish, dilatory fashion, you better start thinking about protecting your brain. But, here's the problem. How do you know if a turtle has gone Zombie? Those bastards are slow anyhow. Unless it's true that, when a turtle has gone Zombie, they basically just stop and fail to move at all, it's impossible to identify them based on rapidity of motion.

For that reason, we could be under threat of being brain eaten by Zombie Turtles at any time. I mean, damn. This could be bad.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

HotRoute · 01-07-2010, 03:21 PM

Zombies are fun

**Baby Lee** · 01-07-2010, 03:24 PM

I'm more worried that, as the signifiers of the werewolf are back hair, fangs and claws, how do we differentiate a regular Rosie O-Donnell from a were-Rosie?

**kysirsoze** · 01-07-2010, 03:41 PM

The good thing is that zombie turtles are only interested in the brains of other turtles. Otherwise we would be doomed.

01-07-2010, 02:04 PM
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Zombie Turtles Howdy, Planeteers. This is FAX. I'm a little worried about something so I thought I'd share my concerns here in the hope that, perhaps, some moral support and wisdom from my fellow Planeteers might alleviate the chilling trepidation that is now haunting my existence. We all know that Zombies are slow. I don't know why, but they are. They stumble along in their dawdling, laggard fashion and eventually trap people due to their sheer numbers and eat their brains ... at least, that's how it usually happens. Anyway, because they move so slowly, Zombies are relatively easy to spot. If a guy is moving fast, you can be pretty sure he's not a Zombie. On the other hand, if he's shuffling along in a sluggish, dilatory fashion, you better start thinking about protecting your brain. But, here's the problem. How do you know if a turtle has gone Zombie? Those bastards are slow anyhow. Unless it's true that, when a turtle has gone Zombie, they basically just stop and fail to move at all, it's impossible to identify them based on rapidity of motion. For that reason, we could be under threat of being brain eaten by Zombie Turtles at any time. I mean, damn. This could be bad. FAX Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.
Posts: 44,492

01-07-2010, 03:21 PM	#16
HotRoute Veteran Join Date: Aug 2009 Casino cash: $9605656	Zombies are fun
Posts: 2,274

01-07-2010, 03:24 PM	#17
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	I'm more worried that, as the signifiers of the werewolf are back hair, fangs and claws, how do we differentiate a regular Rosie O-Donnell from a were-Rosie? __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
Posts: 95,642

01-07-2010, 03:41 PM	#18
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $46946	The good thing is that zombie turtles are only interested in the brains of other turtles. Otherwise we would be doomed.
Posts: 11,977