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Old 05-02-2010, 01:56 PM  
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How many people here wear condoms?
After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:55 AM   #76
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How are those lesions on your penis doing? Did you try the creme I told you about?
I tried it, but I think I'm allergic. My dick got so big I decided to pop a viagra (for the 4 hour erection thing) and call a hooker. (I had her sent to an abandoned house)
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:58 AM   #77
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Condoms rule....
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:08 AM   #78
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I don't think I have an extremely unattractive penis, I think I have a very nice penis.



Or it could have been answered already by Mr. Fat Elvis





Thank you for the prayers my sterile friend....I dodged a bullet after having sex with the sunburnt girl that let me poop on her, I'd like to think you helped save me.
That's a load off my mind, sir. Congratulations on the poop thing btw. You've found a special lady.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:32 AM   #79
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3. I don't really need to wear them cuz I'm sterile. I'm still wondering why my kid says dada every time we drive by the post office...
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I thought you were ok w/ him impregnating me?



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Old 05-03-2010, 08:48 AM   #80
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I thought you were ok w/ him impregnating me?



I was ok with our mailman, not the whole post office and the ups terminal.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:51 AM   #81
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Geez, I just wanted to know what brown could do for me.

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Old 05-03-2010, 09:22 AM   #82
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Geez, I just wanted to know what brown could do for me.
No wonder he was 3 days late...

This also answers my question about why there was a "Sorry we missed you" notice posted on your vagina.
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