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ChiefsFan4Life · 06-19-2010, 04:29 PM

Why when we need intelligence do we not use crying babies as a method to make the terrorists talk? No human being would be able to withstand hearing a crying baby non-stop.

No one can convince me there is a worse noise in the world than a crying baby. No one.

Why do people think kids are "fun"?

Frazod · 06-20-2010, 11:36 AM

I think if you never had kids you become more intolerant of them as you get older. The closest thing I had to a child is my Goddaughter, who is now 19 years old (and ironically, asleep on my couch at the moment). I can't even remember the names of most of my friends' kids.

If I see a baby/toddler/little kid on a plane or in a restaurant, I just assume it's going to cry/scream/otherwise annoy the shit out of me because so many do. Seems to be an acute lack of discipline in kids this day, and I marvel over kids behaving in ways that would have got me beaten.

Yeah, I know, GET OFF MY LAWN!

go bo · 06-20-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bevischief

mods move this to DC...

hey, what'd WE do?

Pioli Zombie · 06-20-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFan4Life

I also think it's just as funny how worked up you are getting over all this

I'm not getting worked up. I'm just astonished the father of a two and half month old child think dead baby humor is hilarious.

Hootie · 06-20-2010, 01:04 PM

people who take GoChiefs seriously crack me up...

he's clearly kidding around and some of you morons take shit WAY too seriously...

besides...everyone knows that you have to lightly baste a baby in olive oil otherwise it will burn when grilled...that baby was clearly not grill ready

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2010, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

besides...everyone knows that you have to lightly baste a baby in olive oil otherwise it will burn when grilled...that baby was clearly not grill ready

Yeah but that's part of the pre-grill process. You have to scare the baby a little before you start grilling. That raises it's core temperature and gets the blood flowing. Juicier baby.

Some people may think it's cruel to grill a baby alive. But the baby's brain is extremely small. By the time it's getting some nice grill marks, it can't process pain anymore. Babies must be grilled alive because bacteria will enter the meat quickly, destroying it. You know how susceptible babies are to disease and germs? Same rule applies here.

There really is no alternative, for your own safety. Never eat a cooked baby that feels stiff. That means the baby died and rigor set in.

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06-20-2010, 11:36 AM	#46
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-766615	I think if you never had kids you become more intolerant of them as you get older. The closest thing I had to a child is my Goddaughter, who is now 19 years old (and ironically, asleep on my couch at the moment). I can't even remember the names of most of my friends' kids. If I see a baby/toddler/little kid on a plane or in a restaurant, I just assume it's going to cry/scream/otherwise annoy the shit out of me because so many do. Seems to be an acute lack of discipline in kids this day, and I marvel over kids behaving in ways that would have got me beaten. Yeah, I know, GET OFF MY LAWN!
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06-20-2010, 01:04 PM	#49
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	people who take GoChiefs seriously crack me up... he's clearly kidding around and some of you morons take shit WAY too seriously... besides...everyone knows that you have to lightly baste a baby in olive oil otherwise it will burn when grilled...that baby was clearly not grill ready
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