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Old 03-08-2011, 10:25 AM  
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This is really weird. What would you do?

So my Brother in Law was under his house yesterday doing some plumbing work. While he's digging around he discovers something very strange.

He finds a small Gerber jar filled with urine. Taped under the jar is a picture of him.

The only ones living on the property are his wife, MIL, and his two kids.

None of which claim to know anything about it.

****ing weird, huh?
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Old 03-08-2011, 03:41 PM   #46
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I talked to my friend from Mexico. She confirmed that this is exactly what happened. The guy's wife and MIL did this as kind of a fertility ritual. It's pretty common in Mexico. They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.
Nice work.

Just makes you wonder what kind of other "rituals" you could be subjected to.
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Old 03-08-2011, 03:52 PM   #47
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I talked to my friend from Mexico. She confirmed that this is exactly what happened. The guy's wife and MIL did this as kind of a fertility ritual. It's pretty common in Mexico. They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.
He should have poured it out and filled it with anti freeze, then fed it to the wife and mother in another type of ritual that could cure ALL of their problems.
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Old 03-08-2011, 03:58 PM   #48
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He should have poured it out and filled it with anti freeze, then fed it to the wife and mother in another type of ritual that could cure ALL of their problems.
Uh, yeah.....

That's exactly what he should have done.

Nailed this one, kid.
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Old 03-08-2011, 04:17 PM   #49
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Uh, yeah.....

That's exactly what he should have done.

Nailed this one, kid.
Broken sarcasm meter?
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Old 03-08-2011, 04:22 PM   #50
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You know, whenever I have fertility issues I practice an old proven ritual often. It's called making love. It works.
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Old 03-08-2011, 04:43 PM   #51
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Well its a christian artifact most commonly used in the 16th and 17th century so given the amount of time to improve on base christianity (0 CE) it is bound to be effective after 17 centuries of improvement. It is church approved at the time so I think it absolutely would work. The bible is never wrong!

Or was that about the end of the world? I get so confused...
So your religious bigotry rears its ugly head again, huh?

In all seriousness I think your obsession has reached the point of requiring professional help.
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