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2011 Playoff teams as in LOTR characters
Comply this just for fun.
NFC The Packers - Aargorn, will the heir of Isildur could retain the throne? The 49ers - Frodo, no one expects its success this year, and many still doubt it can go the distance. The Saints - Gandalf, carried on the back of Shadowfax (Drew Brees), the multiple attacks of the firework are devastating. The Giants - Rohan riders, they could be hunkered at Helms Deep, or rise to the occasion at the plain of Pelennor Field. No one knows for sure. The Falcons - Legolas, when he is in the groove, his icy darts are deadly. The Lions - Gimli, stout and courageous, its battle axe (Suh) strikes fear to any opponent. AFC The Patriots - Sauron, the uber enemy, it sets a benchmark of success for everyone to reach. The Ravens - Shelob, its defense (web weaving) is renown. The Steelers - Saruman, ambitious and resourceful, one who could almost match the Dark Lord's power. The Texans - Witch king, finally emerges under the shadow of the Colts. If everything falls in the right place, it could unseat its master, the Dark Lord. The Broncos - Balrog, it has wings but couldn't fly and its magical power is not always working. But you never know. The Bengals - the Grond, used to be the Melkor's battleaxe, but now it is reforged anew. |
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I googled this, hoping it was not an original by the OP. Unfortunately, it is.
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Everybody Lies.
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YOU take YOUR seat
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Did you hear what I said?
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2011 playoff teams as pizzas
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Bump it
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Terrell Suggs's teeth look like an Uruk Hai's teeth.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Elway looks like Liv Tyler's horse.
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2011 playoff teams as in memes
Comply this just for fun. NFC The Packers - Like a Boss, because they are the best team The 49ers - Cool story bro, because that's what people will say when the players tell them "no really, we went 13-3" The Saints - Dat Ass, because people from New Orleans talk funny and say Dem and Dey The Giants - Intredasting, because Eli Manning looks mentally challenged The Falcons - Owling, because Falcons and Owls are ornithological creatures The Lions - Epic Beard Man, because they fight a lot for no reason AFC The Patriots - I Have the Weirdest Boner, because Tom Brady had long hair and looked like an attractive woman. The Ravens - Rick Astley, they're in the playoffs every year but never get anywhere. They never give it up. The Steelers - Arrow in the knee, because Mendenhall broke his knee The Texans - Honey Badger, because nobody cares about the Texans The Broncos - Haters gonna hate, because everyone hates Tebow The Bengals - Lolcats, tigers are from the cat family |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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special teams
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yep, rep
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Is there a sequel to this yet?
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