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Old 01-03-2012, 11:29 AM  
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2011 Playoff teams as in LOTR characters

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The Packers - Aargorn, will the heir of Isildur could retain the throne?

The 49ers - Frodo, no one expects its success this year, and many still doubt it can go the distance.

The Saints - Gandalf, carried on the back of Shadowfax (Drew Brees), the multiple attacks of the firework are devastating.

The Giants - Rohan riders, they could be hunkered at Helms Deep, or rise to the occasion at the plain of Pelennor Field. No one knows for sure.

The Falcons - Legolas, when he is in the groove, his icy darts are deadly.

The Lions - Gimli, stout and courageous, its battle axe (Suh) strikes fear to any opponent.

AFC

The Patriots - Sauron, the uber enemy, it sets a benchmark of success for everyone to reach.

The Ravens - Shelob, its defense (web weaving) is renown.

The Steelers - Saruman, ambitious and resourceful, one who could almost match the Dark Lord's power.

The Texans - Witch king, finally emerges under the shadow of the Colts. If everything falls in the right place, it could unseat its master, the Dark Lord.

The Broncos - Balrog, it has wings but couldn't fly and its magical power is not always working. But you never know.

The Bengals - the Grond, used to be the Melkor's battleaxe, but now it is reforged anew.
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:06 PM   #16
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:14 PM   #17
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How long until the "worst thread of 2012" poll begins?
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Old 01-03-2012, 03:45 PM   #18
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Old 01-03-2012, 03:47 PM   #19
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:01 PM   #20
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No Gollum?
Tebow could be Gollum. Although I understand Gollum throws a tighter spiral.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:09 PM   #21
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2011 playoff teams as pizzas

Packers - cheese pizza.

That's all I got.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:15 PM   #22
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2011 playoff teams as pizzas

Packers - cheese pizza.

That's all I got.
You should start a thread.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:15 PM   #23
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:17 PM   #24
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2011 playoff teams as pizzas

Packers - cheese pizza.

That's all I got.
Chiefs... pralines and dick

(yes I know they aren't a playoff team)
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:27 PM   #26
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2011 playoff teams as in memes

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NFC

The Packers - Like a Boss, because they are the best team

The 49ers - Cool story bro, because that's what people will say when the players tell them "no really, we went 13-3"

The Saints - Dat Ass, because people from New Orleans talk funny and say Dem and Dey

The Giants - Intredasting, because Eli Manning looks mentally challenged

The Falcons - Owling, because Falcons and Owls are ornithological creatures

The Lions - Epic Beard Man, because they fight a lot for no reason

AFC

The Patriots - I Have the Weirdest Boner, because Tom Brady had long hair and looked like an attractive woman.

The Ravens - Rick Astley, they're in the playoffs every year but never get anywhere. They never give it up.

The Steelers - Arrow in the knee, because Mendenhall broke his knee

The Texans - Honey Badger, because nobody cares about the Texans

The Broncos - Haters gonna hate, because everyone hates Tebow

The Bengals - Lolcats, tigers are from the cat family
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Old 01-03-2012, 05:48 PM   #28
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