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Old 04-29-2012, 09:56 AM  
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Man sues BMW over erection
BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection

13 hrs ago
BMW is being sued after a customer found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection. No, not because it morphed into a sexy woman like that one Fiat ad, but because its custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism (medical talk for a persistent, lasting erection) which he further claims has made him unable to engage in sexual activity TO THIS DAY. Whaaaat? A minute ago we were writing this seat down on our personal shopping wish list; now we are discreetly crossing it off. If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

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Old 04-29-2012, 11:11 AM   #16
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:14 AM   #17
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In related news, sales of the bike skyrocketed in the over 60 demographic.

When asked why, one elderly fellow stated, "one, it gets me the chicks and if the boner lasts indefinitely, as stated, I need only ride it around the block to last 4 hours."
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:17 AM   #18
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:37 AM   #19
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Old 04-29-2012, 12:02 PM   #20
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I think it is a positive for BMW if true.. New ad material for them. "It'll make your dick hard.."
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Old 04-29-2012, 01:03 PM   #21
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