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Old 01-21-2014, 05:41 AM  
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If Chiefsplanet were a football team
Austin Chief- would be the owner. Although if you asked Saul or Pat they would say Phobia is like Dan Snyder with his constant meddling and abuse of power making the team worse.

Direckshun- Would be the GM. He posts more depth charts than most NFL front offices.

Milkman- would be the coach. Like Bill Belichick he knows the game and also is an angry asshole.

Sorter- Knowledgeable about defenses would be a great DC

Hamas- Probably the smartest poster on Chiefsplanet would be the QB.

Billay- Would play the flex position in the offense.

Livesteam- This guy puts the special in special teams

Zach- Would be the field goal kicker with his soccer backround

Laz- Captain of the cheerleading squad



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Old 01-21-2014, 10:51 PM   #76
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Old 01-22-2014, 12:25 AM   #77
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Old 01-22-2014, 12:33 AM   #79
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Austin Chief- would be the owner. Although if you asked Saul or Pat they would say Phobia is like Dan Snyder with his constant meddling and abuse of power making the team worse.

Direckshun- Would be the GM. He posts more depth charts than most NFL front offices.

Milkman- would be the coach. Like Bill Belichick he knows the game and also is an angry asshole.

Sorter- Knowledgeable about defenses would be a great DC

Hamas- Probably the smartest poster on Chiefsplanet would be the QB.

Billay- Would play the flex position in the offense.

Livesteam- This guy puts the special in special teams

Zach- Would be the field goal kicker with his soccer backround

Laz- Captain of the cheerleading squad

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Old 01-22-2014, 03:03 AM   #80
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Austin Chief- would be the owner. Although if you asked Saul or Pat they would say Phobia is like Dan Snyder with his constant meddling and abuse of power making the team worse.

Direckshun- Would be the GM. He posts more depth charts than most NFL front offices.

Milkman- would be the coach. Like Bill Belichick he knows the game and also is an angry asshole.

Sorter- Knowledgeable about defenses would be a great DC

Hamas- Probably the smartest poster on Chiefsplanet would be the QB.

Billay- Would play the flex position in the offense.

Livesteam- This guy puts the special in special teams

Zach- Would be the field goal kicker with his soccer backround

Laz- Captain of the cheerleading squad



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Yes. Milkman would be the coach. He does know the game and he would be fitting as an angry asshole. However, the CP team would need someone to keep him at ease...someone to alleviate his symptoms of anger before they get to the point where he becomes angry and temperamental to where he experiences a Manager Lou Brown-esque Major League 2 heart attack scare. We would need SOMEONE to keep him leveled out...possibly put him on pre-game benzo's. We will need....a Chiefs...shrink. WHOA, IT'S ALL COMING TO ME. For Milkman, we will need a shrink, and the PERFECT man to keep him leveled out is hands down, Chiefsshrink. It's the PERFECT fit.

Think of all the times Milkman has lost his temper on here, calling people dumbasses and what not, just for Chiefsshrink to chime in with his insight, resulting in a response from Milkman that is generally along the lines of, "you know, you really got through to me, Chiefsshrink. I perceive your posts as gospel and am so thankful that you are here with your perspective to help me out. You have made me realize that not EVERYONE is a dumbass and that there are AT LEAST a rough estimate of 0.01% of people out there who fit the category of not being a dumbass. Thank you so much, Chiefsshrink...for the interpersonal insight you've given me that will prove itself to be so helpful to me in life and most importantly, for your vast football knowledge that I ALWAYS agree with 100%."

BAHHHHHH!!!! Not only wouldn't I be able to say this to someone with a straight face, but I can't even maintain an internet straight-face. Milkman has been absolutely brutal to Chiefsshrink, at times and it has been comical as hell. Not that I really have anything against Chiefsshrink...I just think the clash of those 2 (primarily Milkman lashing out at Chiefsshrink and Chiefsshrink usually maintaining his Stuart Smalley-esque composure) is comedy gold. Whenever those two have interacted, I've grinned.
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Old 01-22-2014, 04:31 AM   #81
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Not until after I was the third string TE (after injuries promoted me from the practice squad) and caught my first, last and only catch in 4 games. But it was a playoff game winning TD (when everyone thought it was a run play) then I retired to run arrowhead's security.

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Old 01-22-2014, 05:24 AM   #82
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Old 01-22-2014, 05:41 AM   #83
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Old 01-22-2014, 11:34 AM   #87
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