Food and Drink The Most Unhealthy Meals in America - Page 4

Hammock Parties · 08-08-2014, 12:55 PM

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1 Denny's Fried Cheese Melt

Though it looks like the ultimate comfort food, the numbers are anything but comforting. When served with fries, this dish will cost you 1,260 calories.

2 California Pizza Kitchen's Italian Deli Sandwich

This sandwich has 1,260 calories. That's almost 200 calories more than their famous Original BBQ Chicken pizza. Just like figuring out what to have for dinner in college, pizza wins again.

3 Applebee's Provolone-Stuffed Meatballs with Fettuccine

Though it looks like a light dish, it's anything but. These delicious cheese-filled meatballs served with scrumptious pasta come at a price. That price is 1,510 calories.

4 The Cheesecake Factory's Ultimate Red Velvet Cheesecake

What's dinner without a little dessert?
Well, at 1,540 calories, make sure you're sharing with a big group.

5 Quizno's Large Tuna Melt

Tuna is normally thought of as a healthy dish…but not here. This sandwich originally racked in at over 2,000 calories, but recently Quizno's "trimmed" it down to 1,750 calories.

6 Carls Jr. Six Dollar Guacamole Bacon Burger

Served with natural cut fries and a 32oz Coke. For the low, low price of $6 you get a high, high 1,810 calories. That's about 301 calories per dollar, giving you a lot of blehhhh for your buck.

7. P.F. Chang's Combo Lo Mein

There's a reason why lo mein is traditionally supposed to be a side dish. When eaten as a meal, like this combo dish, it adds up to 1,968 calories. Lo mein…but not lo calories.

8. BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse Deep Dish Bacon Ranch Pizza

The count? 2,160 calories.
The irony? That's only for their "small."

9. Chili's Full Rack of Baby Back Ribs

It comes with Shiner Rock BBQ sauce, homestyle fries, and cinnamon apples and totals a whopping 2,330 calories.
Furthermore, it has 6,490 mg of sodium…over 4 times the recommended daily amount.
My belt needs a new notch just reading about it.

10. The Cheesecake Factory Bistro Shrimp Pasta

To be fair, the portion sizes at the Cheesecake Factory are particularly huge. Still, if you were to eat the whole thing, you'd be eating 3,120 calories. And that's without taking into account the complimentary bread.

11. Johnny Rockets' Bacon Cheddar Double Cheeseburger

Served with sweet potato fries and a Big Apple Milkshake. You might be thinking, "Oh sweet potato fries! But that's healthier!" Think again. This dish is 3,500 calories.

12. Red Robin's Monster-Sized A.1. Peppercorn Burger

Served with a "Monster" milkshake and bottomless fries, this dish runs at 3,540 calories.
One single dish has almost double the recommended calories for a single day.

**Buck** · 08-08-2014, 03:28 PM

I ate 1 lb of Jimmy Dean Italian Sausage with some marinara and mozzerella the other night and it was over 1600 calories. I felt pretty good after eating it.

**Baby Lee** · 08-08-2014, 03:33 PM

If one actually pays attention to this photo;

it ought to piss you off. In what universe does a fast casual restaurant manage to MELT herbed cheddar between a mound of fluffed up lettuce and pristine thick slices of tomato?

**lewdog** · 08-08-2014, 03:35 PM

I can see the high calories in all of that but the Lo Mein. Seriously????

**The Franchise** · 08-08-2014, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I ate 1 lb of Jimmy Dean Italian Sausage with some marinara and mozzerella the other night and it was over 1600 calories. I felt pretty good after eating it.

Keeping the weight off?

sedated · 08-08-2014, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

A lot of those 'monster' dishes are purchased with intentions to either split with someone or take some home for lunch the next day.

I've heard that when you order you can request half of your meal on the plate and half in a to-do box. I did it once and don't want to relive the look the waitress gave me, so instead I asked for a to-go box right when they bring the food. After a while your body just gets used to the smaller amounts and you stop when you are "full" instead of "stuffed".

**TimBone** · 08-08-2014, 03:42 PM

I'd ****ing destroy that bacon ranch pizza.

**Rain Man** · 08-08-2014, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

If one actually pays attention to this photo;

it ought to piss you off. In what universe does a fast casual restaurant manage to MELT herbed cheddar between a mound of fluffed up lettuce and pristine thick slices of tomato?

Heyyyyy, you're right. That's trickery.

**TimBone** · 08-08-2014, 04:28 PM

I'll never understand why anybody would waste their time eating ribs at a place like Chili's or Applebee's.

Go to an actual bbq spot or smoke your own.

**TimBone** · 08-08-2014, 04:30 PM

And while I'm being a food snob, I might as well mention that that Red Velvet cake looks like pure icing. The cake layers are super ****ing thin. Who could eat that shit?

Beef Supreme · 08-08-2014, 04:36 PM

No doubt that shit isn't good for you, but when you add a jumbo monster milkshake to an order, it's not exactly telling me how bad the sandwich is.

**The Franchise** · 08-08-2014, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

And while I'm being a food snob, I might as well mention that that Red Velvet cake looks like pure icing. The cake layers are super ****ing thin. Who could eat that shit?

It's cheesecake.

**TimBone** · 08-08-2014, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

It's cheesecake.

Oh shit. Reading fail on my part. I want some now.

Stewie · 08-08-2014, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I just had the unhealthiest meal in America, a big mac combo AND a 10 piece nugget... **** it, I was starving to death and in a big hurry.

They worked me like a dog today trying to make up for getting rained out two days straight.

At 500-ish calories a Big Mac looks like eating a salad compared to some of this stuff.

And fries add a ton of calories and fat to any meal.

BWillie · 08-08-2014, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

A lot of those 'monster' dishes are purchased with intentions to either split with someone or take some home for lunch the next day.

But that too has a fatal flaw, demonstrated thusly.

No they're not. Eat the whole thing you pussy

08-08-2014, 12:55 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $810478	The Most Unhealthy Meals in America http://guff.com/the-most-unhealthy-m...a-we-think-so/ 1 Denny's Fried Cheese Melt Though it looks like the ultimate comfort food, the numbers are anything but comforting. When served with fries, this dish will cost you 1,260 calories. 2 California Pizza Kitchen's Italian Deli Sandwich This sandwich has 1,260 calories. That's almost 200 calories more than their famous Original BBQ Chicken pizza. Just like figuring out what to have for dinner in college, pizza wins again. 3 Applebee's Provolone-Stuffed Meatballs with Fettuccine Though it looks like a light dish, it's anything but. These delicious cheese-filled meatballs served with scrumptious pasta come at a price. That price is 1,510 calories. 4 The Cheesecake Factory's Ultimate Red Velvet Cheesecake What's dinner without a little dessert? Well, at 1,540 calories, make sure you're sharing with a big group. 5 Quizno's Large Tuna Melt Tuna is normally thought of as a healthy dish…but not here. This sandwich originally racked in at over 2,000 calories, but recently Quizno's "trimmed" it down to 1,750 calories. 6 Carls Jr. Six Dollar Guacamole Bacon Burger Served with natural cut fries and a 32oz Coke. For the low, low price of $6 you get a high, high 1,810 calories. That's about 301 calories per dollar, giving you a lot of blehhhh for your buck. 7. P.F. Chang's Combo Lo Mein There's a reason why lo mein is traditionally supposed to be a side dish. When eaten as a meal, like this combo dish, it adds up to 1,968 calories. Lo mein…but not lo calories. 8. BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse Deep Dish Bacon Ranch Pizza The count? 2,160 calories. The irony? That's only for their "small." 9. Chili's Full Rack of Baby Back Ribs It comes with Shiner Rock BBQ sauce, homestyle fries, and cinnamon apples and totals a whopping 2,330 calories. Furthermore, it has 6,490 mg of sodium…over 4 times the recommended daily amount. My belt needs a new notch just reading about it. 10. The Cheesecake Factory Bistro Shrimp Pasta To be fair, the portion sizes at the Cheesecake Factory are particularly huge. Still, if you were to eat the whole thing, you'd be eating 3,120 calories. And that's without taking into account the complimentary bread. 11. Johnny Rockets' Bacon Cheddar Double Cheeseburger Served with sweet potato fries and a Big Apple Milkshake. You might be thinking, "Oh sweet potato fries! But that's healthier!" Think again. This dish is 3,500 calories. 12. Red Robin's Monster-Sized A.1. Peppercorn Burger Served with a "Monster" milkshake and bottomless fries, this dish runs at 3,540 calories. One single dish has almost double the recommended calories for a single day.
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08-08-2014, 03:28 PM	#46
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $6000295	I ate 1 lb of Jimmy Dean Italian Sausage with some marinara and mozzerella the other night and it was over 1600 calories. I felt pretty good after eating it.
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Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	If one actually pays attention to this photo; it ought to piss you off. In what universe does a fast casual restaurant manage to MELT herbed cheddar between a mound of fluffed up lettuce and pristine thick slices of tomato? __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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08-08-2014, 03:35 PM	#48
lewdog Mod Team Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Valley of the hot as **** Casino cash: $-1568100	I can see the high calories in all of that but the Lo Mein. Seriously????
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08-08-2014, 03:42 PM	#51
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08-08-2014, 04:28 PM	#53
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08-08-2014, 04:30 PM	#54
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8419985	And while I'm being a food snob, I might as well mention that that Red Velvet cake looks like pure icing. The cake layers are super ****ing thin. Who could eat that shit?
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08-08-2014, 04:36 PM	#55
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	No doubt that shit isn't good for you, but when you add a jumbo monster milkshake to an order, it's not exactly telling me how bad the sandwich is.
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