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Old 08-05-2015, 03:08 AM  
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I hate long morning bowel movements...
For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
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Old 08-05-2015, 08:35 AM   #16
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Old 08-05-2015, 08:36 AM   #17
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so poop before you go in?
Oh, hell yeah. Whenever possible.
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Old 08-05-2015, 09:56 AM   #18
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Old 08-05-2015, 10:05 AM   #19
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For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
Drink coffee before you take a shit.
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Old 08-05-2015, 10:16 AM   #20
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There's not much I hate worse than having to poop after I just got out of the shower.
Yeah I always go before I shower but occasionally I can't go and then I don't know if it's the hot water or what but then I gotta go after then I gotta see if I have time for a 2nd quick shower.
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Old 08-05-2015, 11:46 AM   #21
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For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
You're posting this at 4 a.m.

Is this when you go to work or something?
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Old 08-05-2015, 12:10 PM   #22
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Old 08-05-2015, 12:14 PM   #23
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For the second time in as many weeks I had to poop after my morning shower. And not just any poop either, the dreaded 20-minute-long-make-you-late-to-work-poop. In fairness I can't really be late to work since I can come in whenever I want, but it sucks getting a late start to your day because of something like this.

So how is everyone else doing on this lovely morning?
Whenever you're late for work because of this, all you have to do is tell your boss that you fell in the toilet. Amen.

*Oh, and lastly, don't forget to tell him that has been the story of your life so far.
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Old 08-05-2015, 12:17 PM   #25
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Old 08-05-2015, 12:58 PM   #26
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I hate my morning poops. Almost nothing comes out. But I feel full like I could shit a horse. Then about 2 hours later I have my real poop.
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You should take a stool softener.

I've been taking this for years and have had great results.
Or, just eat decent food. Mix in a salad, FFS.
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Mine can get bloody. Usually when I fast, which is once a week.

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