Science Hypothetical: Ridding the world of evil people. - Page 4

**Rain Man** · 07-01-2016, 09:57 PM

In light of your amazing contributions to a football bulletin board, you have been deemed a person with a very high understanding of humanity. (This is hypothetical if that's not already obvious.)

As a result, some higher power has approached you for help. You may assume that this higher power is someone you respect and will not turn down, whether it's God, the Illuminati, Batman, The Global Commission To Make The World A Better Place, aliens, the Teamsters, dolphins, or some other group. It doesn't matter to me.

You are given the following assignment:

1. Develop up to 10 yes/no questions that everyone in the world must answer truthfully.
2. Define a "cutoff score" where people scoring below (or above) a certain level will be categorized as non-contributing members of the world. They will suddenly cease to exist.

The rules:

A. For your ethical purposes, you may assume that some time travel or divine intervention ensures they were never born, or if you prefer ... public executions. But let's go with the most humane route that doesn't make you a mass murderer.

B. Questions may be worded any way you wish. They can be negative ("Have you ever stolen something from someone else's house?"), they can be positive ("Have you ever helped a stranger in a broken-down car?), they can be value-laden ("Do you believe in the Hindu god Vishnu?), they can be attitudinal ("Do you approve of pedophilia"?), they can be attributes ("Are you under 5 feet tall?"), they can be oddly specific ("Are you a Denver Bronco?"), they can be whatever you want as long as they're yes/no questions.

C. You can have anywhere from 1 to 10 questions. Your call.

D. People get 1 point for every yes, and 0 points for every no. You can define a minimum passing score or a maximum passing score depending on how you word your questions. For example, you can define 10 questions about positive traits and anyone getting less than 9 points is gone, or you can define 4 questions about negative traits and anyone getting more than 2 points is gone. You get to design it.

E. Recognize that once you set the scoring, the people who fail your test will cease to exist. No exceptions to the rule. If your mom fails, she's gone right along with those Taliban leaders. And if you arrange questions to save your sister the crack whore, maybe her pimp will get saved, too. This is a standardized test.

F. Recognize that you have to take the test, too.

With those rules, what are your questions, what scores will let people survive, and what percent of the population do you think will cease to exist?

Coach · 07-02-2016, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Spiders and cockroaches aren't animals. Insects are fair game.

Disagree. Insects are animals. National Geographic lists "bugs" as one of its categories under "Animals."

**LoneWolf** · 07-02-2016, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

Disagree. Insects are animals. National Geographic lists "bugs" as one of its categories under "Animals."

When PETA starts protesting outside the RAID home offices, I'll agree with you.

Coach · 07-02-2016, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

When PETA starts protesting outside the RAID home offices, I'll agree with you.

Heh, I know what you mean, but if we're just going basic, and his question said "intentionally harmed an animal", bugs/insects are classified as animal. Same with mice/rats.

Thing is, PETA is selective (just like us human beings), and if someone steps on a bug, nobody bats an eye. But if someone kills off the rare great white tiger, everyone loses their minds.

listopencil · 07-02-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

Heh, I know what you mean, but if we're just going basic, and his question said "intentionally harmed an animal", bugs/insects are classified as animal. Same with mice/rats.

Thing is, PETA is selective (just like us human beings), and if someone steps on a bug, nobody bats an eye. But if someone kills off the rare great white tiger, everyone loses their minds.

Yeah, no kidding. I wear a fur coat and I get red paint thrown at me but nobody even notices that my "leather" pants are actually human skin. Silly bastards.

**Baby Lee** · 07-02-2016, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Ridding the world of evil people.

Why are you ridding the world of all people?

**TimeForWasp** · 07-03-2016, 05:27 AM

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