Other Games My First Christmas on CP...

Nickhead · 11-22-2016, 04:06 AM

What are you getting your wives? I am actually getting her a pair of wire cutters and a voucher to a local women's clothing store. The voucher is for $150, and the wire cutters will direct her to the christmas tree. Which will direct her to a zip tie with a tag that says cut me. Out will fall a small fake (i hope its real) diamond ring. Married 8 years, Love her to death.

JD10367 · 11-22-2016, 04:15 AM

Aww, that's so sweet.

I'm getting my wife the same thing I get her every year: not a ****ing thing.

Nickhead · 11-22-2016, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Aww, that's so sweet.

I'm getting my wife the same thing I get her every year: not a ****ing thing.

that my friend is even sweeter

it only means she has everything

JD10367 · 11-22-2016, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

that my friend is even sweeter

it only means she has everything

We go on cruises and we have a Disney timeshare. We bought a house where she now gets to foster kittens. She doesn't like jewelry. About the only thing she probably wants is a night of being double-teamed by Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Shemar Moore... and that's out of my price range.

threebag · 11-22-2016, 04:48 AM

My name is Jeffrey Morgan

Nickhead · 11-22-2016, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

We go on cruises and we have a Disney timeshare. We bought a house where she now gets to foster kittens. She doesn't like jewelry. About the only thing she probably wants is a night of being double-teamed by Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Shemar Moore... and that's out of my price range.

don't EVER let my wife talk to yours, i hate you (if i could get her 20 rescues and afford it i would)

**bevischief** · 11-22-2016, 06:55 AM

I am divorced, so maybe a hand grenade.

Why Not? · 11-22-2016, 08:04 AM

The Alonzo Bodden standup bit about how Christmas shopping goes for a long term marriage pretty much applies to us. In January, I'll look at the credit card bill and see what I got her for Christmas. Then I'll say to myself, "that was nice of me"

Rasputin · 11-22-2016, 08:14 AM

Smucks all yeez are smucks except bevischief he has the right idea.

**ptlyon** · 11-22-2016, 09:02 AM

I'm getting the GF a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go **** herself.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 11-22-2016, 09:14 AM

we are forgoing gifts and going to Puerto Vallarta in the spring.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 11-22-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Smucks all yeez are smucks except bevischief he has the right idea.

You're the smuck for not knowing how to spell schmuck.

**wazu** · 11-22-2016, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

You're the smuck for not knowing how to spell schmuck.

I figured it was just a hip way to call us all jelly fans.

11-22-2016, 04:06 AM
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $-870132	My First Christmas on CP... What are you getting your wives? I am actually getting her a pair of wire cutters and a voucher to a local women's clothing store. The voucher is for $150, and the wire cutters will direct her to the christmas tree. Which will direct her to a zip tie with a tag that says cut me. Out will fall a small fake (i hope its real) diamond ring. Married 8 years, Love her to death.
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11-22-2016, 04:15 AM	#2
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Aww, that's so sweet. I'm getting my wife the same thing I get her every year: not a ****ing thing.
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11-22-2016, 04:48 AM	#5
threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge Casino cash: $-1102380	My name is Jeffrey Morgan __________________ Smells like Up Dog in here. RIP HayWire Greatest Almost Mod Ever
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11-22-2016, 06:55 AM	#7
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7729352 VARSITY	I am divorced, so maybe a hand grenade.
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11-22-2016, 08:04 AM	#8
Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $-681006	The Alonzo Bodden standup bit about how Christmas shopping goes for a long term marriage pretty much applies to us. In January, I'll look at the credit card bill and see what I got her for Christmas. Then I'll say to myself, "that was nice of me"
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11-22-2016, 08:14 AM	#9
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11-22-2016, 09:02 AM	#10
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $9243829	I'm getting the GF a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go **** herself. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month
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11-22-2016, 09:14 AM	#11
mikeyis4dcats. Scarlett Johansson's boytoy Join Date: Nov 2006 Casino cash: $9555998	we are forgoing gifts and going to Puerto Vallarta in the spring. __________________
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