Dallas Morning News: The Chiefs have replaced the Cowboys as America's Team

[Hammock Parties]

Brings a tear to my eye. Almost full circle from childhood. I used to sit and read Tim at my breakfast table in Carrollton.

A (Taylor) Swift reaction: The Chiefs have replaced Cowboys as America’s Team https://t.co/Ss34ekpk2i

— Tim Cowlishaw (@TimCowlishaw) September 28, 2023

As majestically as the Cowboys soar when they pocket a couple of victories to start a season, a loss in Arizona mandates an equally spectacular fall back to earth. That’s what has me pondering this week whether the wrong team left Dallas 60 years ago.

Aren’t the Kansas City Chiefs “America’s Team” at this point?

For those who weren’t around in 1963 (and by “around,” I mean I was migrating reluctantly from New Jersey to Dallas as an 8-year-old that summer), the Dallas Texans and Dallas Cowboys went head to head for attention at the Cotton Bowl for three seasons before the Texans packed bags and became the Kansas City Chiefs.

Many years ago Lamar Hunt bragged to me in his office that the Texans, of the upstart American Football League, actually outdrew the expansion Cowboys in those days. To which President Tex Schramm replied, “Yes, I’m sure they gave away more tickets than we sold.”

The Chiefs actually got the upper hand on the Cowboys by playing in the first Super Bowl. The name even came from Hunt, after seeing one of his kids play with a super ball. Dallas just missed the first Super Bowl by losing to Green Bay — and then Kansas City won Super Bowl IV in New Orleans before the two leagues officially merged their schedules, creating the NFC and AFC in 1970. You never would have known the Chiefs were defending champs of anything. They played in one AFC title game, losing to Buffalo in 1993, over the next 48 years.

The Cowboys, of course, played in five Super Bowls during the 1970s, winning two of them. They became unofficially branded “America’s Team” by NFL Films, a nickname that stuck for better or worse through the years as they regained their footing and won three more Lombardi Trophies in the 1990s. The Cowboys won five of the first 30 Super Bowls. They participated in 16 of 30 NFL or NFC Championship games. There was no one like them, certainly not the Chiefs who had that one uneven loss to Buffalo during Joe Montana’s career send-off to their credit.

Then a Texas Tech quarterback arrived in Kansas City. The NFL shifted on its axis. The Chiefs have played in three of the last four Super Bowls. They won two of them. Their most impressive stat, to me, is not that they have played in five straight AFC Championship games, but that they have hosted five in a row. That requires maximum effort throughout the regular season, no stumbles in order to maintain that home-field edge. Mahomes led Kansas City to 12-4, 12-4, 14-2, 12-5 and 14-3 records to keep those games in Arrowhead Stadium.

Andy Reid’s next win ties him with Tom Landry for fourth on the all-time list (250) although Reid’s winning percentage is substantially higher. Of course, Reid never had to coach an expansion team that was given no draft picks in 1960, which meant an 0-11-1 start out of the gates for Dallas.

With all this going in their favor, the Chiefs discovered the only way to blow the doors off their competition. Taylor Swift showed up in a Kansas City suite last week, standing and cheering in Chiefs’ gear along tight end Travis Kelce’s mother, and she apparently will attend the Chiefs-Jets game in New York on Sunday night.

This isn’t fair. The Cowboys used to own the dating world along with the occasional Lombardi Trophy. It started with Lance Rentzel and Joey Heatherton. That didn’t end well for reasons we won’t even dive into. More recently, you had Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson or Carrie Underwood. Does anyone recall Miles Austin and Kim Kardashian? If you blinked, you missed it, but it happened.

Now, we have rumors of young Dallas tight end Jake Ferguson dating one of the Cavinder twins of University of Miami basketball and TikTok fame. That’s a noble effort, but you don’t understand the Swifties and the phenomenon that Taylor Swift brings to the Chiefs just by showing up for a few games.

Every professional sports franchise — Cowboys included — would love to sell out their stadiums at Taylor Swift prices. When she played three straight nights at AT&T Stadium this year, resale tickets for obstructed view seats went for at least $900. Imagine attending a Cowboys game at that price and not having a clear view of Dak throwing a 2-yard pass to Luke Schoonmaker.

Mahomes is the finest quarterback of this era and will be regarded as one of the five best ever when he’s done. Kelce might already be the game’s all-time greatest tight end. Reid is sliding past Landry toward Bill Belichick on the wins chart. And now the mighty force that is Swift joins the club. It has been said that Swift already had all the teenagers and younger music lovers in her camp, then figured out how to grab their dads with two Americana-type albums (folklore and evermore, which come highly recommended by this columnist) released during the pandemic.

With Mahomes, Reid, Kelce and now the powerful Swift, the Chiefs have it all. It’s an embarrassment of riches, a marketing guru’s dream team.

The Cowboys? It’s 27 seasons and counting since that last NFC title game. Currently a very good 2-1 team that has not fixed last year’s biggest defensive issue and may have created new ones on offense with its glacial-like Texas Coast offense.

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. The Cowboys get Chris Christie in the owner’s box.

Now tell me which one of these is America’s Team.

[Pablo]

We're clearly the model for any professional sports franchise. Won't apologize for greatness. Everyone else can suck my red and yellow dick!

[PunkinDrublic]

Barbecue isn’t the only thing KC does way better than Texas!

[Monticore]

Going to wear my LJ jersey this weekend even though I know I will have to explain who that is to pretty much everyone .

[Delano]

Originally Posted by Hark Clunt

i don't really care about the bandwagon. i was a chiefs fan before mahomes and i'll be a chiefs fan after. if people wanna hop on for the ride, that's fine.

the only thing that does slightly bother me is this budding narrative we didn't have fans before the mahomes/reid era. that is just plainly untrue. i think it's mostly coming from younger football fans, but i don't like seeing KC sold short like that.

History repeats itself. I’m sure when there was a massive influx of new fans when Montana came over, this same line of thinking bubbled up.

[chiefzilla1501]

Originally Posted by Hark Clunt

i don't really care about the bandwagon. i was a chiefs fan before mahomes and i'll be a chiefs fan after. if people wanna hop on for the ride, that's fine.

the only thing that does slightly bother me is this budding narrative we didn't have fans before the mahomes/reid era. that is just plainly untrue. i think it's mostly coming from younger football fans, but i don't like seeing KC sold short like that.

I don’t think it’s coming from young fans. It happens with bandwagon hoppers and it just so happens that our biggest rival is the king of that. We don’t hear this shit with Philly or buffalo fans. They are interesting fans in their own right, but they know football.

I will say… it is kind of interesting that the media doesn’t talk about arrowhead as much anymore. I don’t think it’s slighting us. But you just don’t hear nearly as much noise about what a terror it is for an opposing qb to play there. That might play some role in some fans forgetting about the arrowhead mystique.

[mnchiefsguy]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

I was around for the glory years. The goal line stand in NY vs the Jets in the wild card round. Unexpectedly winning, on the road, the last AFL game ever played. On the field of (at that time) our fiercest rival. Being double digit underdogs to Minnesota and winning it all.

Then, on Christmas Day, Jan missed. And our team got old. Real fast. The raiders stayed great. Won 3 SB’s. Then the rise of Orange Crush. Then Fouts. Then Elway. And our franchise was just without a rudder it seemed.

Then Marty. Hope. Talent. HFA. But the QB’s were never enough. The defense, so good all the time. Buckled under the pressure of carrying a conservative offensive coach. Then Gunther. And Jimmy F’ing Rae. And Kurt. And hiring a kicker because during his tryout, it was cold, but he tore off his sleeves and played. So he must be tough. Shanks the kickoff and the ****ing Western Division title out of bounds. And with it, the only chance at the playoffs. (End of season tickets. Vowed to never return until they drafted a QB. Returned opening day 2017 after drafting PMII to watch Alex Smith beat the eagles with PMII on the bench. Wore a 17 year old Chiefs shirt.) I’m nothing, if not stubborn.

Then Vermiel and all those wasted tears. And The Golfer, given a head coaching position for some reason.

Saw the playoff losses.

But now? Don’t give a **** about what anybody thinks. They can look at me with a raised eyebrow about my fandom and I’ll point to the three trophies displayed in Arrowhead.

Like winnning the lottery and pointing at the giant check they issue.

I welcome any fan to the big tent.

Amen Brother.

[Hammock Parties]

As grateful as I am for all the success and recognition, let’s hope this doesn’t catch on. It’s presumptuous on a level unbefitting our Midwestern values and the quiet, confident humility of Lamar Hunt, Clark Hunt, Coach Reid, and the entire organization. Let’s just continue having fun mocking the Cowboys for embracing that title.

[Pinchshot]

Originally Posted by Delano

History repeats itself. I’m sure when there was a massive influx of new fans when Montana came over, this same line of thinking bubbled up.

This is what I related it to.

[ChiefaRoo]

Originally Posted by Hark Clunt

i don't really care about the bandwagon. i was a chiefs fan before mahomes and i'll be a chiefs fan after. if people wanna hop on for the ride, that's fine.

the only thing that does slightly bother me is this budding narrative we didn't have fans before the mahomes/reid era. that is just plainly untrue. i think it's mostly coming from younger football fans, but i don't like seeing KC sold short like that.

This.

[Cleavage]

This is the bundle of sticksgiest thread in the history of the world.