Zombie Thread Something interesting I read on Facebook - Page 4

TLO · 05-13-2024, 06:46 AM

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A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can
live many years on earth. Men don't know that some of
their failures are caused by multiple girlfriends Not all girls
have good spirit. Some are demons, others have venom
between their legs.
Some women are destiny destroyers, beware.
Pay close attention:
1. A real man only has one woman in his life.
2. Don't obey your Erection at all times. Most erections
mislead you Control your erection if you don't want to have
few days on earth with much poverty in you.
3. Don't date a lady because she has curves, boobs and a
sexy shape. These things are simply misleading avoid
such, don't fall for what is called social media irony.
4. Not everything you see under skirt you must work to
eat, some skirts contain snakes that bite you and make you
uncomfortable. control your sexual urge Self control and
abstinence pays a lot in most cases.
5. Marrying a woman doesn't mean she owns you. Treat
her with respect Make her your queen, love, honor her and
give her reasons to treat you the same.
6. Having many girlfriends doesn't make you a man. It only
makes you a womanizer, a cheater and a boy.
7. Just because you're good in bed doesn't make you a
man. A real man is a man who does not run away from his
responsibility but faces it squarely.
8. Respect any woman who loves you Yes, is not easy for a
lady to throw her love on you and support your future.
9. The world celebrates successful men No one will
celebrate you for having many girlfriends. So what's the
point tho? Waste of energy, money & wasted sperm.
Remember, being honest, loyal and faithful, is the
trademark of a real man.
Always remember that

scho63 · 05-23-2024, 07:22 AM

Oxymoron: "Something interesting I read on Facebook."

ping2000 · 05-23-2024, 02:55 PM

"And I say, you must ask the woman for the ****ing, and if she says no, it must be that you kick her out and bring in other women who are liking the ****ing and the making of the sandwiches. Also, always be seeking the finest of the boobies and nicest of asses. If they are quiet at all times except in times of lovemaking it is of the bonus. Marry not the Asian women, who looketh hot, but after 40 do not. If it has been six months since your shaft has seen paradise, seek out the mother/daughter chicken ranch melt immediately. "

05-13-2024, 06:46 AM
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $-2440000	Something interesting I read on Facebook Copied and posted for your pleasure. A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can live many years on earth. Men don't know that some of their failures are caused by multiple girlfriends Not all girls have good spirit. Some are demons, others have venom between their legs. Some women are destiny destroyers, beware. Pay close attention: 1. A real man only has one woman in his life. 2. Don't obey your Erection at all times. Most erections mislead you Control your erection if you don't want to have few days on earth with much poverty in you. 3. Don't date a lady because she has curves, boobs and a sexy shape. These things are simply misleading avoid such, don't fall for what is called social media irony. 4. Not everything you see under skirt you must work to eat, some skirts contain snakes that bite you and make you uncomfortable. control your sexual urge Self control and abstinence pays a lot in most cases. 5. Marrying a woman doesn't mean she owns you. Treat her with respect Make her your queen, love, honor her and give her reasons to treat you the same. 6. Having many girlfriends doesn't make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer, a cheater and a boy. 7. Just because you're good in bed doesn't make you a man. A real man is a man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely. 8. Respect any woman who loves you Yes, is not easy for a lady to throw her love on you and support your future. 9. The world celebrates successful men No one will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. So what's the point tho? Waste of energy, money & wasted sperm. Remember, being honest, loyal and faithful, is the trademark of a real man. Always remember that
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scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $-790000	Oxymoron: "Something interesting I read on Facebook." __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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05-23-2024, 02:55 PM	#47
ping2000 Changes pants while driving Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Washington D.C. Casino cash: $2270495	"And I say, you must ask the woman for the **ing, and if she says no, it must be that you kick her out and bring in other women who are liking the **ing and the making of the sandwiches. Also, always be seeking the finest of the boobies and nicest of asses. If they are quiet at all times except in times of lovemaking it is of the bonus. Marry not the Asian women, who looketh hot, but after 40 do not. If it has been six months since your shaft has seen paradise, seek out the mother/daughter chicken ranch melt immediately. "
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