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10-29-2004, 10:15 AM | #31 |
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well personally,,,,,I just don't see the thrill in cyber or phone sex,,,,the real thing is much better,,,,
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10-29-2004, 10:19 AM | #33 |
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If memory serves, there was some guy in Columbia who was called the "Pizza Rapist." He'd call in for carry out, take the pie to his bedroom and hump it. Then he sent his detailed story to Penthouse letters. I guess it was his disease-free solution to annonymous sex.
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10-29-2004, 10:26 AM | #34 |
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In Britian, some grocery stores are carrying the pizza equivalent to Viagra.
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10-29-2004, 04:54 PM | #35 | |
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10-29-2004, 05:34 PM | #36 |
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15yearoldgirlthatisreallyadude: Alright Demon:I am kissing down your neck 15yearoldgirlthatisreallyadude: That feels good i am grabbing your dick now Demon: I like that, do me a favor call me Rich Scanlon 15yearoldgirlthatisreallyadude: alright rich i am stroking you Demon: Keep going, can you give me an end around to dante? 15yearoldgirlthatisreallyadude: What? Demon:nothing keep going, keep doubting me 15yearoldgirlthatisreallyadude: What??? Demon: Oh man Gunther blitz, tony G on the Tight end drag keep going, oh Jared Allen sack I am so hot i think i am going to explode Demon:AHHHHH START PRINTING PLAYOFF TICKETS (Demon plays rock and roll part 2) 15yearoldgirlwhoisreallyaman has logged off (Reason? Demons a sick ****)
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10-29-2004, 05:39 PM | #37 |
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Those excerpts are great. They're great reminders that the Internet is just like life, but typed.
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10-30-2004, 03:41 AM | #41 |
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I am crying I am laughing so hard. the entire girl/boy monologue had me rolling. and the rhino bit was superb.
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Damn, I hate to piss on the parade, but haven't we done all this before?
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