I'm a dead man!!

Over-Head · 07:36 PM

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, December 20, 2034

according to www.deathclock.com

**Skip Towne** · 01-27-2005, 07:28 PM

Dead men don't type.

**Bob Dole** · 01-27-2005, 07:28 PM

It would be really funny if you went ahead and killed yourself now in some gruesome and very public fashion and then we could give reporters this link and then we could all make jokes about how bad that clock was at predicting when people would die and stuff.

That would SO rule!

Over-Head · 01-27-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobpaint99

It would be really funny if you went ahead and killed yourself now in some gruesome and very public fashion and then we could give reporters this link and then we could all make jokes about how bad that clock was at predicting when people would die and stuff.

That would SO rule!

Normally to something like that I would say "kiss my ass"

but since i'm well into a bottle of Crown Royal, i'll be polite and say "smooch my butt!"

Eleazar · 01-27-2005, 07:32 PM

Sunday, December 17, 2056

At the ripe old age of 77.

FloridaChief · 01-27-2005, 07:33 PM

Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

Repeat Refrain

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

Repeat Refrain

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
";Hey,"; Herbie said, ";Tony, can you fly?";
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

Repeat Refrain:

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

Repeat Refrain...

Over-Head · 01-27-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

Sunday, December 17, 2056

At the ripe old age of 77.

If I grow an inch (in hight) and lose 3 pounds I can make it to 2051

**Rausch** · 01-27-2005, 07:44 PM

I die at 66.

That sounds fair enough...

**Bob Dole** · 01-27-2005, 07:48 PM

8/16/2030

You mother****ers have a lot of misery left.

Miles · 01-27-2005, 07:53 PM

Thursday, February 9, 2079

101 yrs old.

Over-Head · 01-27-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobpaint99

8/16/2030

You mother****ers have a lot of misery left.

yeah really!
I kick the bucket at 67

Jenson71 · 01-27-2005, 08:05 PM

Says I'll never die.

**CosmicPal** · 01-27-2005, 08:29 PM

That sh*t ain't factual.

We did an experiment in high school with our own death clock based on family medical history, where you lived, your activities at the time, what you ate, drank, smoked, etc., etc. It was a 30-page Sociology class assignment.

Anyways- I thought I was going to live to be 80, but the thing said I was going to die in 2001. But, hey- I'm still here. Alive and kicking.

chiefs4me · 01-27-2005, 08:32 PM

mine says Oct 18 2034,,I want a different one

go bo · 01-27-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Normally to something like that I would say "kiss my ass"

but since i'm well into a bottle of Crown Royal, i'll be polite and say "smooch my butt!"

smooch a butt?

nttawwt

01-27-2005, 07:25 PM
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	I'm a dead man!! Your Personal Day of Death is... Wednesday, December 20, 2034 according to www.deathclock.com Last edited by Over-Head; 01-27-2005 at 07:36 PM..
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01-27-2005, 07:28 PM	#2
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01-27-2005, 07:28 PM	#3
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1344563	It would be really funny if you went ahead and killed yourself now in some gruesome and very public fashion and then we could give reporters this link and then we could all make jokes about how bad that clock was at predicting when people would die and stuff. That would SO rule!
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01-27-2005, 07:32 PM	#5
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Sunday, December 17, 2056 At the ripe old age of 77.
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01-27-2005, 07:33 PM	#6
FloridaChief Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Tampa Casino cash: $10004900	Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old Fell from the roof on East Two-nine Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug On 26 reds and a bottle of wine Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old He looked like 65 when he died He was a friend of mine Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friends, and they died G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed They were two more friends of mine Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died Repeat Refrain Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs Judy jumped in front of a subway train Eddie got slit in the jugular vein And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others, And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother Repeat Refrain Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof Tony thought that his rage was just some goof But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof ";Hey,"; Herbie said, ";Tony, can you fly?"; But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died Repeat Refrain: Brian got busted on a narco rap He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers He said, hey, I know it's dangerous, but it sure beats Riker's But the next day he got offed by the very same bikers Repeat Refrain...
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01-27-2005, 07:48 PM	#9
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1344563	8/16/2030 You mother****ers have a lot of misery left.
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01-27-2005, 07:53 PM	#10
Miles MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $-1687600	Thursday, February 9, 2079 101 yrs old.
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01-27-2005, 08:05 PM	#12
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	Says I'll never die.
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01-27-2005, 08:29 PM	#13
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	That sht ain't factual. We did an experiment in high school with our own death clock based on family medical history, where you lived, your activities at the time, what you ate, drank, smoked, etc., etc. It was a 30-page Sociology class assignment. Anyways- I thought I was going to live to be 80, but the thing said I was going to die in 2001. But, hey- I'm still here. Alive and kicking. __________________ - - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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01-27-2005, 08:32 PM	#14
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	mine says Oct 18 2034,,I want a different one
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