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D-d-d-do you have it?
GUTS! (a.k.a., the worst news story of the day)
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Your daughter's @$$hole got sucked out while you were...well......WTF were you doing?
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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How the hell is this still happening? I thought all pools had special drain covers to prevent this shit.
And where were the parents?
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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Here's the original thread from when this first happened...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165537 I remembered the basic story, but 21 FEET I must have missed. Good lord. |
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In Search of a Life
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man I wish I hadn't clicked on this thread
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Now you've pissed me off!
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I remember this is one of the types of cases that Edwards took when he was still a trial lawyer. If you ever hear him refer to a 25 cent screw, it's in reference to this, not Ashley Alexandre Dupre.
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I'm with the banned.
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Vote for change.
No one wants children's guts sucked out. Obama for President '08! |
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I'm with the banned.
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I have my moments...
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!
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Criminy, I've been debating this but fuckit...I want my ticket to hell to be first class.
For the unprecedented 2nd time this week, I give you the (contextually) appropriate: ![]() May Tom Cruise have mercy on my soul.
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you people making jokes should be ashamed of yourselves..you think this is funny? This brave girl went through so much..Do you know how much guts it takes to go through all of that?
wait... ****! |
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Let the pun time begin.
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!
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Yeah, about 21 feet...
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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Get a rope!!!
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