Herolympics Sweaty Sixteen - Round 3, Matchup 1

[Hammock Parties]

We're down to 16 contestants.

In our first fight, The Terminator takes on Bryan Mills (Taken).



Now, we already know humans can take down Terminators. To make the competition fair, we'll assume Bryan Mills has been provided with the resources to take out a Terminator. Perhaps there's a big robot-crushing machine laying around.

Is Bryan Mills capable of figuring out that he's fighting a robot, and then using his particular set of skills to take it down?

[Crush]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Now, we already know humans can take down Terminators. To make the competition fair, we'll assume Bryan Mills has been provided with the resources to take out a Terminator. Perhaps there's a big robot-crushing machine laying around.

Is Bryan Mills capable of figuring out that he's fighting a robot, and then using his particular set of skills to take it down?

Since he has access to a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, Bryan Mills takes this one.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Crush

So... he has access to a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range? Bryan Mills takes this one.

Access, yes. But we have to consider this: Bryan Mills has never even SEEN a 40-watt plasma rifle. How is he going to know how to pick it up?

[L.A. Chieffan]

if its just mills against the t800, then terminator easily wins. however, if the terminator has been programmed to kidnap mills' daughter and sell her into prostitution, arnie is toast.

[Crush]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Access, yes. But we have to consider this: Bryan Mills has never even SEEN a 40-watt plasma rifle. How is he going to know how to pick it up?

There is an instruction manual under that French guy's sink.

[Fritz88]

How the ****ING **** did Bryan Mills make it this far. I am going to tear my own ass up with habaneros in ****ing protest. His movie Taken was pure shit.

****, this is as bad as drafting Tayson Jackson.

[RNR]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

if its just mills against the t800, then terminator easily wins. however, if the terminator has been programmed to kidnap mills' daughter and sell her into prostitution, arnie is toast.

[RNR]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

How the ****ING **** did Bryan Mills make it this far. I am going to tear my own ass up with habaneros in ****ing protest. His movie Taken was pure shit.

****, this is as bad as drafting Tayson Jackson.

Uh...I kinda liked that movie~

[Fritz88]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Now, we already know humans can take down Terminators. To make the competition fair, we'll assume Bryan Mills has been provided with the resources to take out a Terminator. Perhaps there's a big robot-crushing machine laying around.

Is Bryan Mills capable of figuring out that he's fighting a robot, and then using his particular set of skills to take it down?

Bryan Mills will probably cause some damage to our Terminator. He will approach the Term thinking that he's approaching a normal human. Tries to round house kick him to subdue him. To his surprise, the Term will grab his left leg and break it. Proceeds to break Mills' neck and perhaps steal his jacket because BM has a decent taste when it comes to dressing well.

[Fritz88]

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

Uh...I kinda liked that movie~

You have been one of the few good Raiders fans. Now, **** it. Your taste in Teams and movies sucks.

[Fritz88]

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

How the ****ING **** did Bryan Mills make it this far. I am going to tear my own ass up with habaneros in ****ing protest. His movie Taken was pure shit.

****, this is as bad as drafting Tayson Jackson.

Bryan Mills is a fraud who benefited from a surge of sudden hate for Conan The Barbarian.

[RNR]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

You have been one of the few good Raiders fans. Now, **** it. Your taste in Teams and movies sucks.

....well your favorite team does not speak well for your taste I voted for the robot~

[Fritz88]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Bryan Mills is a fraud who benefited from a surge of sudden hate for Conan The Barbarian.

Crush, GoChiefs, kstater, Reaper16 Voted for Bryan Mills.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

Crush, GoChiefs, kstater, Reaper16 Voted for Bryan Mills.

Well, I think he'd stand a chance against the Terminator. Plus, I also think the Terminator is kind of a fraud.