Life Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines.

**Bwana** · 07-30-2010, 07:14 PM

Ok ladies, help me out here.

So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass.

I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed.

About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two.

Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile.

So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?

**CrazyPhuD** · 07-30-2010, 07:16 PM

Bust out the camera phone. If that happened every time I doubt that would keep happening.

Ultra Peanut · 07-30-2010, 07:20 PM

That's not weird you ****in' prude.

[sup CP]

**Bwana** · 07-30-2010, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

That's not weird you ****in' prude.

Perhaps not to you, "cousin it." I have never been on an airline with that many cannons going off in one area, have you?

Toadkiller · 07-30-2010, 07:25 PM

SO when a woman is breast feeding you can't even see anything but the kids head. You must really be hard up to even notice. And breast feeding during take off and landing help the kid keep his ears form popping, thus saving your ass from a screaming kid.

JohnnyV13 · 07-30-2010, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

That's not weird you ****in' prude.

[sup CP]

UP, I thought you had disappeared into the internet ether.

ElGringo · 07-30-2010, 07:29 PM

Down here is just standard anywhere I go.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 07-30-2010, 07:31 PM

They're just boobs.

**Bwana** · 07-30-2010, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toadkiller

SO when a woman is breast feeding you can't even see anything but the kids head. You must really be hard up to even notice. And breast feeding during take off and landing help the kid keep his ears form popping, thus saving your ass from a screaming kid.

Hard up, seriously dude? In one case, it was not as noticeable, in the other, it was. The whole ear popping thing would make sense, considering the timing.

Ebolapox · 07-30-2010, 07:35 PM

seriously, camera phone. an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Ultra Peanut · 07-30-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Perhaps not to you, "cousin it."

lol right, I forgot how full of trendsetting comedians CP was.

Quote:

I have never been on an airline with that many cannons going off in one area, have you?

I don't fly much, and always get window seats. The only time I've really noticed people around me was when a tween girl sitting beside me was watching Remember Me on her ipod while we were on a flight from Boston to LA. Seeing her watch this scene as we encountered turbulence was hilarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

UP, I thought you had disappeared into the internet ether.

The... "ethernet," if you will?

Toadkiller · 07-30-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Hard up, seriously dude? In one case, it was not as noticeable, in the other, it was. The whole ear popping thing would make sense, considering the timing.

It is the top of a breast or the side that you can see, not any different then most magazines or bathing suits, or hell a low cut top. It isnt like you are seeing nipples or anything.

Thig Lyfe · 07-30-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

"the choosen one, Barry"

YOU ON FIRE SON

Frazod · 07-30-2010, 07:41 PM

Were they at least nice tits? You should have leaned over and said "I'll have what he's having!"

**Bwana** · 07-30-2010, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Were they at least nice tits? You should have leaned over and said "I'll have what he's having!"

Seriously dude, I couldn't tell you. I looked over to talk to the one on my right and caught a glimple and was just looking around and caught the same show on my left. As far as your line, that would have been a classic.

07-30-2010, 07:14 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135833647	Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines. Ok ladies, help me out here. So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass. I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed. About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two. Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile. So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?
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07-30-2010, 07:16 PM	#2
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07-30-2010, 07:25 PM	#5
Toadkiller Garlic make my feet stank! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Washougal, WA Casino cash: $4494921	SO when a woman is breast feeding you can't even see anything but the kids head. You must really be hard up to even notice. And breast feeding during take off and landing help the kid keep his ears form popping, thus saving your ass from a screaming kid.
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07-30-2010, 07:29 PM	#7
ElGringo Veteran Join Date: May 2008 Location: Shreveport, La Casino cash: $9975100	Down here is just standard anywhere I go.
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07-30-2010, 07:31 PM	#8
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	They're just boobs. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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07-30-2010, 07:35 PM	#10
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $-1780097	seriously, camera phone. an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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07-30-2010, 07:41 PM	#14
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-786615	Were they at least nice tits? You should have leaned over and said "I'll have what he's having!"
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