Life Internet dating SUCKS!

Richard_Cuckold · 02-22-2013, 06:42 AM

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-22-2013, 06:48 AM

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-22-2013, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard_Harrow

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Nah.. all they really want is attention - and you're giving it to them.

cookster50 · 02-22-2013, 06:50 AM

Marco Polo · 02-22-2013, 06:51 AM

POF is terrible. If you want a free dating site, go somewhere like OKCupid.

cookster50 · 02-22-2013, 06:56 AM

ChristianSingles, see if you can find the Church Lady!

RunKC · 02-22-2013, 06:57 AM

DaKCMan, you are a lucky man. You are where all hot women love to be..on the beach in Florida.

bsp4444 · 02-22-2013, 07:15 AM

Met my wife at Match.com and been married ten years this April.

Spott · 02-22-2013, 07:17 AM

Tried it before. I will stick a hot branding iron in my eye before I do it again.

**Buck** · 02-22-2013, 07:44 AM

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

**ShortRoundChief** · 02-22-2013, 07:45 AM

Do you have "I'm a serial killer" in your profile? If so you might want to remove that.

It's either your words or your pic man. Change one or the other and then pull ass. Seriously, something is wrong with one or the other if the heavies are leaving you alone.

kepp · 02-22-2013, 07:48 AM

I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kepp

I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

Probably 17.

**ShortRoundChief** · 02-22-2013, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

That is the funniest thing ever.

02-22-2013, 06:42 AM
Richard_Cuckold Banned Join Date: Sep 2012 Casino cash: $10004900	Internet dating SUCKS! So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene. I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile. I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick. And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model. Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too. Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs. “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Marco Polo Veteran Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 41°59.4′N 87°39.6'W Casino cash: $3938908	POF is terrible. If you want a free dating site, go somewhere like OKCupid.
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02-22-2013, 07:17 AM	#9
Spott Court Jester Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando Casino cash: $-817600	Tried it before. I will stick a hot branding iron in my eye before I do it again.
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02-22-2013, 07:44 AM	#10
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $6000295	I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay. Good times.
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02-22-2013, 07:45 AM	#11
ShortRoundChief Embrace the love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $4067192	Do you have "I'm a serial killer" in your profile? If so you might want to remove that. It's either your words or your pic man. Change one or the other and then pull ass. Seriously, something is wrong with one or the other if the heavies are leaving you alone.
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02-22-2013, 07:48 AM	#12
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $3459212	I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.
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