Morning Cup of Crack-Laced Joe - trailing Sabine Schmitz

[Baby Lee]

Guy's dash cam of following Sabine Schmitz on the Nurburgring in her M5. Both slowed a bit by a shitload of shitty touring bikes, but those also give her a change to show off her aggressiveness.

The shit she pulls at 3:58 or so, after I slapped my desk a few times and howled to the heavens, I had to go sit in a comfy chair for a while with my head between my knees.

The corner she cuts at 8:20 is nothing to sneeze at either.



Sabine offers this as a freaking 'taxi' service, as in you strap in the back seat and she does a hot lap chatting you up and explaining what's going on in her thought processes traversing the ring.



I could never be a girl, but I HAD TO, of all the girls in all the world, I'd be Sabine. Chick nearly beat Jeremy Clarkson's time around the ring in a saloon car, . . . with a delivery van.