View Poll Results: What are your THREE favorite parts of Thanksgiving?
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Being visited by relatives
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7 |
11.67% |
Driving long distances with few travel services available
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2 |
3.33% |
Eating cranberry stuff
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7 |
11.67% |
Eating dinner rolls with butter
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8 |
13.33% |
Eating fruit-based pie
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5 |
8.33% |
Eating glazed carrots
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1 |
1.67% |
Eating green bean casserole
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6 |
10.00% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin with imbedded fruit
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1 |
1.67% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin without imbedded fruit
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0 |
0% |
Eating mashed potatoes
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11 |
18.33% |
Eating pumpkin pie
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15 |
25.00% |
Eating stuffing
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16 |
26.67% |
Eating sweet potatoes or yams, or both
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5 |
8.33% |
Eating turkey
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28 |
46.67% |
Eating until I feel uncomfortably full
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6 |
10.00% |
Flag football on the lawn like the Kennedy family used to do
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3 |
5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy pilgrim costume
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3 |
5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume
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2 |
3.33% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy turkey costume
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1 |
1.67% |
Getting blackout drunk with three days to recover
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6 |
10.00% |
Having one or two days off work/ long weekend
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21 |
35.00% |
Hearing the word ‘cornucopia’ more than usual
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0 |
0% |
Hookers go by adorably ironic classic names like “Prudence” and “Patience”
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2 |
3.33% |
Learning how to grow corn from my friend Squanto
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3 |
5.00% |
Napping for unnaturally long periods of time
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7 |
11.67% |
Prepping for and attending black Friday sales to fight with people
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1 |
1.67% |
Purchasing cheap stuff on black Friday
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2 |
3.33% |
Putting buckles on my shoes and not being hassled for it
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0 |
0% |
Remembering the early days of American colonization of the New World
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2 |
3.33% |
The Facebook photos of everyone's Thanksgiving dinners
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3 |
5.00% |
The formal opportunity to observe thankfulness for my awesome life.
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4 |
6.67% |
The nudity when I go to Daytona for Thanksgiving break
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0 |
0% |
Visiting delightfully uncrowded strip clubs
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1 |
1.67% |
Visiting relatives
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8 |
13.33% |
Watching classic Thanksgiving movies like ... are there classic Thanksgiving movies?
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1 |
1.67% |
Watching the Cowboys and whoever
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9 |
15.00% |
Watching the Lions and whoever
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4 |
6.67% |
Watching the parades on television
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1 |
1.67% |
I love all of the above things equally
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3 |
5.00% |
I'm not really into Thanksgiving
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5 |
8.33% |
I'm Native American so I'd rather not talk about Plymouth Rock
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3 |
5.00% |
I live in a nation that does not observe the Thanksgiving holiday
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3 |
5.00% |