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Old 10-05-2016, 01:01 PM  
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We need a societal rule for giving out phone numbers on the phone.

Every time I have to give a phone number when I'm on a call, it goes one of two ways. It goes like this:

Me: My phone number is 303...867

Them (talking over my 867): Okay, 303...

Me: 5309.

Them: Okay, 303-530-9...

Me: No, 303-867...

Them: Not 530?

Me: Okay, start over. 303-867-5309

Them (talking over my 5309): 303-867...what?

Me: Here's the whole thing at once. 303-867-5309.



Or it goes like this:

Me: My phone number is 303...(waiting for confirmation)

Them: (Silence)

Me: (Silence)

Them: (Silence)

Me: 867...

Them (talking over my 867): Okay, I'm ready.

Me: 867...(waiting for confirmation)

Them: (Silence)

Me: (Silence)

Them: (Silence)

Me: 5309.

Them (talking over my 5309): Okay, I'm ready.

Me: 5309.



Why is it so hard to give someone a freaking phone number?

I propose that we adopt a national system, and that it goes like this:

Me: My phone number is 303...(wait a beat)

Them: 303.

Me: 867...(wait a beat)

Them: 867.

Me: 5309...(wait a beat)

Them: 5309. Your number is 303-867-5309.

Me: Exactly. Au revoir.

Them: Adios.
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:02 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:02 PM   #3
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You just frustrated me.
Okay, I'm ready for your comment now.
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:03 PM   #4
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To ensure complete success Europe would have to adopt the complete opposite.

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Old 10-05-2016, 01:03 PM   #5
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:05 PM   #6
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To ensure complete success Europe would have to adopt the complete opposite.

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Good point. I bet they do that. Except in England.
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:05 PM   #7
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Same thing with credit card numbers.
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:11 PM   #8
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I do the slight pause between sets of digits but do not wait for a confirmation. So

303 (Pause)
867 (Pause)
5309 (Pause)

Now if I am taking a number I will expect much the same and will then repeat it back (without the pauses).
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:19 PM   #9
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This is where you should ask them to confirm after they write it down or put it on the wall or whatever they do with it.

RM: ok, here is my phone number. Please confirm. Ready?

Them: Ready.

RM: 303

Them: 303

RM: no, I said 303

Them: That's what I wrote down.

RM: Good, you ****ing listen. OK, ready? ...
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:23 PM   #10
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Also, make sure you pronounce the zero as 'oh'.

Three oh three
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:30 PM   #11
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Also, make sure you pronounce the zero as 'oh'.

Three oh three


Repeat after me: zero, zero, zero
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:32 PM   #12
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Repeat after me: zero, zero, zero
You only do that when quoting out the contents of a core dump or a product code. Phone is fine.
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:40 PM   #13
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Left Parenthesis, 303, Right Parenthesis, Space, 867, Hyphen, 5309
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:42 PM   #14
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Repeat after me: zero, zero, zero
I suppose saying, "Three, aught, three" is completely unacceptable?
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Old 10-05-2016, 02:14 PM   #15
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I suppose saying, "Three, aught, three" is completely unacceptable?
A little old fashioned and you run the risk that the person on the other end will not know what you just said.
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