Mission 9: Oy Vey! Torah! Torah! Torah!

**Rain Man** · 03-07-2004, 12:23 AM

Here we go, heading down the runway on lucky number 9. Best of luck, flyboys and flygirls.

**Rain Man** · 03-07-2004, 12:28 AM

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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle

Pilot Logical (8)
Copilot memyselfi (8)
Bombardier Hoover (8)
Navigator The Bad Guy (8)
Engineer BigChiefDave (8)
Radio Op. Ecto-I (8)
Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8)
Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8)
Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7)
Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1)

Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2 Fw190s driven away by fighters

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak
Hoover shoots! He scores! Goooooal! – 30% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190 driven away by fighters

1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters

The Bad Guy fires, misses
Cntrygal fires, misses
Hoover fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to nose

Me circles, attacks again

BigChiefDave fires, misses
Warrior5 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Poor weather
With a little squinting and some help from his loyal copilot, logical slides in for a somewhat bumpy landing under the weather.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Logical (8)
Copilot memyselfi (8)
Bombardier Hoover (8)
Navigator The Bad Guy (8)
Engineer BigChiefDave (8)
Radio Op. Ecto-I (8)
Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8)
Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8)
Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7)
Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1)

You can thank the fighters for a pleasant Sunday flight.

**Rain Man** · 03-07-2004, 12:49 AM

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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot KCWolfman (8)
Copilot Lattimer (8)
Bombardier go bo (8)
Navigator KCJohnny (8)
Engineer Redcoats58 (8)
Radio Op. voyager (8)
Tail Gunner munkey (8)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (8)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (8)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (7)

Target: Antwerp
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me110 driven off by fighters

4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

KCJohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to waist
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

Cdcox fires, misses
Munkey fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 8 hits!
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to tail
-port wing flap hit, but no effect
-superficial damage to waist
-tail – munkey’s heating system is disabled

Despite horrific flak that is bouncing the plane around, go bo manages to hit the target, more or less – 10% score

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack

Go bo fires, misses
KCJohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Thefly fires, damages Me109
Munkey fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Me misses, breaks off attack

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to waist
-pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck.

Lattimer seizes the controls and takes over the flight.

Fw circles, attacks again

Go bo fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Thefly fires, hits Fw190
Cdcox fires, misses
Munkey fires, misses

Both Fws miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

Munkey abandons the freezing tail gunner position and takes a position in the bloody pilot’s seat, so the B-17 won’t have to drop out of formation.

No enemy.

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing by Lattimer on his first real-mission attempt.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Lattimer (8), promoted
Copilot go bo (8) , promoted
Bombardier KCJohnny (8) , promoted
Navigator Redcoats58 (8) , promoted
Engineer voyager (8) , promoted
Radio Op. munkey (8) , promoted
Tail Gunner TheFly (8) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (8) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner headsnap (7) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX

They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman.

Loki · 03-07-2004, 12:59 AM

wow, dreamsicle lucked out hard.

i'm glad we're finally rolling down the runway again. we have been patient long enough... this bombardier's seat wasn't meant for my 6'3" frame, my left parachute leg strap is ganking my nuts and i really should have taken a piss before i got on the bird...

clint_in_wichita, get me over the target area... some nazi b@stards are gunna pay for my full bladder!!

**Rain Man** · 03-07-2004, 01:06 AM

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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (8)
Copilot SNR (8)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8)
Navigator philfree (8)
Engineer Talisman (8)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (8)
Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (3)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Fw circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, damages Fw190
Radar chief fires, kills the damaged Fw190

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak - misses
Garcia Bronco is money in the bank – 40% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

2 Me110s are driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Scaga fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-tail – rudder is hit but still functional
-BOOM! A shell hits scaga’s oxygen system in the right waist gun position. The system explodes, and scaga takes a fatal load of shattered metal to the stomach. Fat Elvis, at the left waist gun position, takes a serious wound to the lower back. The area is on fire, and ajkcfan rushes back from the radio room with an extinguisher, and is able to douse the flames. However, there is a large hole the size of a life preserver blown through the right side of the fuselage. It can’t be fixed, though, so ajkcfan moves back to his gun.

Me circles, attacks again

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Radarchief fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Unfortunately, Fat Elvis succumbs to his injury the next day in the hospital. It was a bad mission for waist gunners.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (8)
Copilot SNR (8)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8)
Navigator philfree (8)
Engineer Talisman (8)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8)
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

A good bombing run, the one bad hit excluded.

Bootlegged · 03-07-2004, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot KCWolfman (8)
Copilot Lattimer (8)
Bombardier go bo (8)
Navigator KCJohnny (8)
Engineer Redcoats58 (8)
Radio Op. voyager (8)
Tail Gunner munkey (8)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (8)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (8)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (7)

Target: Antwerp
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me110 driven off by fighters

4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

KCJohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to waist
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

Cdcox fires, misses
Munkey fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 8 hits!
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to tail
-port wing flap hit, but no effect
-superficial damage to waist
-tail – munkey’s heating system is disabled

Despite horrific flak that is bouncing the plane around, go bo manages to hit the target, more or less – 10% score

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack

Go bo fires, misses
KCJohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Thefly fires, damages Me109
Munkey fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Me misses, breaks off attack

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to waist
-pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck.

Lattimer seizes the controls and takes over the flight.

Fw circles, attacks again

Go bo fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Thefly fires, hits Fw190
Cdcox fires, misses
Munkey fires, misses

Both Fws miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

Munkey abandons the freezing tail gunner position and takes a position in the bloody pilot’s seat, so the B-17 won’t have to drop out of formation.

No enemy.

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing by Lattimer on his first real-mission attempt.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Lattimer (8), promoted
Copilot go bo (8) , promoted
Bombardier KCJohnny (8) , promoted
Navigator Redcoats58 (8) , promoted
Engineer voyager (8) , promoted
Radio Op. munkey (8) , promoted
Tail Gunner TheFly (8) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (8) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner headsnap (7) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX

They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman.

RIP, capt.....

Ok, boys, it's my show now. Pay no attn to the 1/2 fifth of Bacardi under my seat. Tighten up, and for God's sake, start shooting better. Rock on.

KCWolfman · 03-07-2004, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

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-pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck.
They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman.

Damned neck shot. It was that comment about your mother, wasn't it Kevin?

Cntrygal · 03-07-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle

You can thank the fighters for a pleasant Sunday flight.

Hell yeah! Those guys get some serious free drinks!

headsnap · 03-07-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lattimer

RIP, capt.....

Ok, boys, it's my show now. Pay no attn to the 1/2 fifth of Bacardi under my seat. Tighten up, and for God's sake, start shooting better. Rock on.

it's empty.

(hic)

**RealSNR** · 03-07-2004, 06:37 PM

RIP Russ.... ajkc, Fat Elvis

**alanm** · 03-07-2004, 07:34 PM

Kevin, Are you going to finish the rest of the missions tonight? Just wondering.

go bo · 03-07-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot KCWolfman (8)
Copilot Lattimer (8)
Bombardier go bo (8)
Navigator KCJohnny (8)
Engineer Redcoats58 (8)
Radio Op. voyager (8)
Tail Gunner munkey (8)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (8)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (8)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (7)

Target: Antwerp
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me110 driven off by fighters

4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

KCJohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to waist
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

Cdcox fires, misses
Munkey fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 8 hits!
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to tail
-port wing flap hit, but no effect
-superficial damage to waist
-tail – munkey’s heating system is disabled

Despite horrific flak that is bouncing the plane around, go bo manages to hit the target, more or less – 10% score

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack

Go bo fires, misses
KCJohnny fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses
Thefly fires, damages Me109
Munkey fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Me misses, breaks off attack

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to waist
-pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck.

Lattimer seizes the controls and takes over the flight.

Fw circles, attacks again

Go bo fires, misses
Redcoats58 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Thefly fires, hits Fw190
Cdcox fires, misses
Munkey fires, misses

Both Fws miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

Munkey abandons the freezing tail gunner position and takes a position in the bloody pilot’s seat, so the B-17 won’t have to drop out of formation.

No enemy.

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing by Lattimer on his first real-mission attempt.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Lattimer (8), promoted
Copilot go bo (8) , promoted
Bombardier KCJohnny (8) , promoted
Navigator Redcoats58 (8) , promoted
Engineer voyager (8) , promoted
Radio Op. munkey (8) , promoted
Tail Gunner TheFly (8) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (8) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner headsnap (7) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX

They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman.

mmmmmmmmm... ugh!

we in deep doo-doo now, for heap sure!

bo, him no know how make plane fly...

bo, him know how drop load...

not fly plane...

lat person, him better stay well and fly good

or we all blew by, blew up, blew down bad...

ai-EE-yah! arrrrrgh! eeee-owww!

PastorMikH · 03-07-2004, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bo

mmmmmmmmm... ugh!

we in deep doo-doo now, for heap sure!

bo, him no know how make plane fly...

bo, him know how drop load...

not fly plane...

lat person, him better stay well and fly good

or we all blew by, blew up, blew down bad...

ai-EE-yah! arrrrrgh! eeee-owww!

No Bo, him no know how to drop bombs. Him drop bombs so bad that Wolfman offed himself to get Go Bo promoted away from Bombs.

No need for Go Bo to worry. Him job as co-pilot in not fly plane. Him job to hold coffee cup for pilot.

**RealSNR** · 03-07-2004, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

No Bo, him no know how to drop bombs. Him drop bombs so bad that Wolfman offed himself to get Go Bo promoted away from Bombs.

No need for Go Bo to worry. Him job as co-pilot in not fly plane. Him job to hold coffee cup for pilot.

Yeah, gobo, being co-pilot is really nice. If the sound of shrapnel against the walls of the plane doesn't bother you, you can get a lot of reading done.

PastorMikH · 03-08-2004, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

Yeah, gobo, being co-pilot is really nice. If the sound of shrapnel against the walls of the plane doesn't bother you, you can get a lot of reading done.

Oh, wait a minute here. I just read in my Government issue B17 handbook that co-pilots are also responsible for reading all operating instructions to the crew members for their stations during flight (Article 14, section 8, paragraph c). They may be in big trouble now 'cause Go Bo can be hard to understand when him speak indian talk.

03-07-2004, 12:23 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	Mission 9: Oy Vey! Torah! Torah! Torah! Here we go, heading down the runway on lucky number 9. Best of luck, flyboys and flygirls.
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03-07-2004, 12:28 AM	#2
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21518" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle Pilot Logical (8) Copilot memyselfi (8) Bombardier Hoover (8) Navigator The Bad Guy (8) Engineer BigChiefDave (8) Radio Op. Ecto-I (8) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s driven away by fighters 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak Hoover shoots! He scores! Goooooal! – 30% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190 driven away by fighters 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters The Bad Guy fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Hoover fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again BigChiefDave fires, misses Warrior5 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Poor weather With a little squinting and some help from his loyal copilot, logical slides in for a somewhat bumpy landing under the weather. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Logical (8) Copilot memyselfi (8) Bombardier Hoover (8) Navigator The Bad Guy (8) Engineer BigChiefDave (8) Radio Op. Ecto-I (8) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1) You can thank the fighters for a pleasant Sunday flight. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,497

03-07-2004, 12:49 AM	#3
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21519" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You Pilot KCWolfman (8) Copilot Lattimer (8) Bombardier go bo (8) Navigator KCJohnny (8) Engineer Redcoats58 (8) Radio Op. voyager (8) Tail Gunner munkey (8) Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (8) Right Waist Gunner cdcox (8) Left Waist Gunner headsnap (7) Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium No enemy Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me110 driven off by fighters 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters KCJohnny fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to radio room Me circles, attacks again Cdcox fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 8 hits! -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail -port wing flap hit, but no effect -superficial damage to waist -tail – munkey’s heating system is disabled Despite horrific flak that is bouncing the plane around, go bo manages to hit the target, more or less – 10% score Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack Go bo fires, misses KCJohnny fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Thefly fires, damages Me109 Munkey fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Me misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to waist -pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck. Lattimer seizes the controls and takes over the flight. Fw circles, attacks again Go bo fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Thefly fires, hits Fw190 Cdcox fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Both Fws miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: Belgium Munkey abandons the freezing tail gunner position and takes a position in the bloody pilot’s seat, so the B-17 won’t have to drop out of formation. No enemy. Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing by Lattimer on his first real-mission attempt. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Lattimer (8), promoted Copilot go bo (8) , promoted Bombardier KCJohnny (8) , promoted Navigator Redcoats58 (8) , promoted Engineer voyager (8) , promoted Radio Op. munkey (8) , promoted Tail Gunner TheFly (8) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (8) , promoted Right Waist Gunner headsnap (7) , promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,497

03-07-2004, 01:06 AM	#5
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21520" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (8) Copilot SNR (8) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8) Navigator philfree (8) Engineer Talisman (8) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (8) Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (3) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to starboard wing Fw circles, attacks again Talisman fires, damages Fw190 Radar chief fires, kills the damaged Fw190 Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Garcia Bronco is money in the bank – 40% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters 2 Me110s are driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Scaga fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -tail – rudder is hit but still functional -BOOM! A shell hits scaga’s oxygen system in the right waist gun position. The system explodes, and scaga takes a fatal load of shattered metal to the stomach. Fat Elvis, at the left waist gun position, takes a serious wound to the lower back. The area is on fire, and ajkcfan rushes back from the radio room with an extinguisher, and is able to douse the flames. However, there is a large hole the size of a life preserver blown through the right side of the fuselage. It can’t be fixed, though, so ajkcfan moves back to his gun. Me circles, attacks again Hawaiianboy fires, misses Radarchief fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Unfortunately, Fat Elvis succumbs to his injury the next day in the hospital. It was a bad mission for waist gunners. Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (8) Copilot SNR (8) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8) Navigator philfree (8) Engineer Talisman (8) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8) Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX A good bombing run, the one bad hit excluded. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,497

03-07-2004, 07:34 PM	#11
alanm Feeling Victorian Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado Casino cash: $-113564	Kevin, Are you going to finish the rest of the missions tonight? Just wondering. __________________ It bears repeating, ** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445**
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03-07-2004, 12:59 AM	#4
Loki May 1993 - June 2003 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: not where i want to be... Casino cash: $10004900	wow, dreamsicle lucked out hard. i'm glad we're finally rolling down the runway again. we have been patient long enough... this bombardier's seat wasn't meant for my 6'3" frame, my left parachute leg strap is ganking my nuts and i really should have taken a piss before i got on the bird... clint_in_wichita, get me over the target area... some nazi b@stards are gunna pay for my full bladder!!
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