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02-08-2019, 09:29 PM | #2 |
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We lost the coin toss!
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02-08-2019, 09:32 PM | #3 |
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If he was blind, how did he know you were an officer? I think he was lying.
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02-08-2019, 09:34 PM | #4 |
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02-09-2019, 01:12 AM | #5 |
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02-09-2019, 03:23 AM | #6 |
Pedantic
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02-09-2019, 06:35 AM | #7 |
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My job is work related entertainment cant make this shit up
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02-09-2019, 06:47 AM | #8 |
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DenverChief is full of shit. It is impossible to have a pleasant experience at the DMV.
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The 2nd one is a complete scam job. They claim after 5 years, the plate loses its reflectivity.,so you have to come and buy new ones. Yeah, bullshit, it is obviously a revenue generating tool.
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02-09-2019, 07:44 AM | #10 |
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Just do what most Cops would do in that situation: pull out your nightstick and give him a beat down....
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02-09-2019, 07:50 AM | #11 |
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02-09-2019, 07:58 AM | #12 |
It was not a fair catch
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I went to the DMV on election day. Asked to have a ballot. Lady about fell off her chair.
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02-09-2019, 08:05 AM | #13 |
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I once took my new ZX6R to the dealer for a quick chain adjustment. Guy tells me it’s ready to go and outside . I glance outside and I see it and a shop guy/mechanic kneeled over doing something. I thank the guy at the counter and proceed to my bike,
I get to my bike, and exchange some pleasantries with the mechanic guy, still crouched down at chain level of the bike. He was focuses, and we chatted back and forth while his face remained buried in his work. I inquire about how did he ensure the wheel was properly aligned with the front wheel, and chain etc. No shit, hands still working as if he were milking a cow, and says “ah, it’s not too difficult.....” , the whips his head around “ You just eyeball it” Then I noticed it.....this dude was cross eyed like a mother****er. Like Steve Buschemi in Mr Deeds. like Dr Evil, I bit my lip and tried not to laugh. I’m not sure if this dude was serious, or just having some fun with me.
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02-09-2019, 08:24 AM | #14 |
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At Costco about a year ago on a jam-packed Sunday afternoon, cart to cart in the aisles. My wife typically leaves the cart with me to get products and sometimes yells questions back at me as I navigate the cart through traffic. This one time she is behind me a ways in the aisle and yells, "Should I get a case of black beans?"
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02-09-2019, 08:33 AM | #15 |
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Speaking of officers this true life story will be my best ever.
So this officer takes my flask and drink today
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