Home and Auto Our cat is murdering at an alarming rate

lcarus · 08-30-2011, 10:24 AM

Seriously, this big ass white cat we have basically lives outside. Seems the body count is growing and growing. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice. There was a squirrel bigger than the cat, one of those big red ones, laying in our driveway missing its head. At first it was no big deal and normal. Pretty funny actually. Now everywhere I turn, there's a new dead animal somewhere on my property. I know cats like to kill..but jesus christ. This is getting out of hand.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 08-30-2011, 10:26 AM

From the director of The Birds and Forest Gump....

**Gonzo** · 08-30-2011, 10:26 AM

Murdercat Says,

You're Next, Mother****er...

MIAdragon · 08-30-2011, 10:27 AM

paging MR. LiveSteam.....

Jenson71 · 08-30-2011, 10:27 AM

Imagine what that cat would do to you if you had a heart attack. Your face would be gone in 20 minutes.

vailpass · 08-30-2011, 10:27 AM

Meow Mix + Antifreeze

**Donger** · 08-30-2011, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Murdercat Says,

You're Next, Mother****er...

**loochy** · 08-30-2011, 10:28 AM

Use this example when some stupid anti-war hippie whines and says "but animals don't go around killing each other."

lcarus · 08-30-2011, 10:30 AM

Hell if I was going to eliminate the cat I'd just shoot it. However I actually have grown to like this cat. He's nice to humans and he only comes in to eat and drink, then he's ready to go back outside on a killing spree. I just wish he'd learn to bury his prey or something.

Frosty · 08-30-2011, 10:31 AM

Our current two cats are reeruned when it comes to hunting. They have been getting put out at night for the last two years and they only thing they've brought back is one slightly chewed on mouse that probably died of natural causes. The cats we had before these completely cleared our yard and the entire peach orchard that butts our property of pocket gophers.

Frosty · 08-30-2011, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus

Hell if I was going to eliminate the cat I'd just shoot it. However I actually have grown to like this cat. He's nice to humans and he only comes in to eat and drink, then he's ready to go back outside on a killing spree. I just wish he'd learn to bury his prey or something.

Gopher guts on your porch are a sign of respect.

Frankie · 08-30-2011, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Seriously, this big ass white cat we have basically lives outside. Seems the body count is growing and growing. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice. There was a squirrel bigger than the cat, one of those big red ones, laying in our driveway missing its head. At first it was no big deal and normal. Pretty funny actually. Now everywhere I turn, there's a new dead animal somewhere on my property. I know cats like to kill..but jesus christ. This is getting out of hand.

YOU HAVE A SERIAL KILLER AT HOME! LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

**Buck** · 08-30-2011, 10:36 AM

Have you considered the possibility that some freak has been living in your tool shed and killing small animals, leaving the corpses behind as some kind of message?
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Crush · 08-30-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Hell if I was going to eliminate the cat I'd just shoot it. However I actually have grown to like this cat. He's nice to humans and he only comes in to eat and drink, then he's ready to go back outside on a killing spree. I just wish he'd learn to bury his prey or something.

I bet that cat has a special pile of dead bodies somewhere on your property.

DJ's left nut · 08-30-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Use this example when some stupid anti-war hippie whines and says "but animals don't go around killing each other."

But not with nuclear arms....

...you can't hug your child with nuclear arms.

08-30-2011, 10:24 AM
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-2039887	Our cat is murdering at an alarming rate Seriously, this big ass white cat we have basically lives outside. Seems the body count is growing and growing. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice. There was a squirrel bigger than the cat, one of those big red ones, laying in our driveway missing its head. At first it was no big deal and normal. Pretty funny actually. Now everywhere I turn, there's a new dead animal somewhere on my property. I know cats like to kill..but jesus christ. This is getting out of hand.
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08-30-2011, 10:26 AM	#2
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08-30-2011, 10:30 AM	#9
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-2039887	Hell if I was going to eliminate the cat I'd just shoot it. However I actually have grown to like this cat. He's nice to humans and he only comes in to eat and drink, then he's ready to go back outside on a killing spree. I just wish he'd learn to bury his prey or something.
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08-30-2011, 10:31 AM	#10
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington Casino cash: $3328243	Our current two cats are reeruned when it comes to hunting. They have been getting put out at night for the last two years and they only thing they've brought back is one slightly chewed on mouse that probably died of natural causes. The cats we had before these completely cleared our yard and the entire peach orchard that butts our property of pocket gophers.
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08-30-2011, 10:36 AM	#13
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