So I found a lump under my sac

**Nzoner** · 10-13-2006, 03:43 PM

There I sat in my underwear watching the play-offs in my recliner last Saturday when I felt the need to scratch and what do I discover but a lump just under my nutsac.Of course I'm suddenly thinking wtf as I further my search and realize this thing is about the size of a nickel under my skin.

Great,I'm thinking as I realize I'm going to be making a trip to the doc,naturally I have to wait until Monday to make the appt.(it gets set for yesterday) and so I have all week to wonder wtf this thing is.So during the course of the week I begin to experience pain in and around the area including my package.

Thankfully yesterday arrives and I'm escorted by the nurse to a room where I'm asked if I want a full gown or a blanket and I say I don't care whatever is easier for the doc and so I'm handed a blanket.

So there I sit naked from the waist down except for my blue dress socks sticking out on my feet from the bottom of the blanket and I wait,and wait,and wait some more.

35 minutes later the doc comes in and apologizes for the wait,well when I'm nervous I like to resort to an attempt of humor so I say to him,"it's no problem I've just been sitting here buck naked for 35 minutes knowing that another man was going to walk through the door and inspect my package and the like,and I gotta tell ya doc I'm a bit uncomfortable."

He gives me an look and says,"well I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor about this."

I tell him the full story of what's going on and he says,"well let's have a look."

I lay back pull the blanket aside and he begins his inspection.I'm looking at the ceiling trying to think of whatever just wanting this moment of my life to be over,Now.

Come to find out I've been bitten by something and instead of coming to a head and easing my worries it's stayed under the skin and developed quite the lump.

Longer story short the doc basically tells me to hold on as he lances this thing and begins to squeeze under my nutsac which immediately sends a signal to my brain for my body to convulse and my mouth to let out a gasp while furiously chomping at my gum(which thankfully I had put in before going to the appointment.)

Six hard squeezes later and numerous I'm sorries from the doc a tearful Nzoner is told he can sit up and I'm given some alcohol swabs and an antibiotic and then told we're going to give it a week and if this thing doesn't go away it will have to be surgically removed.

JBucc · 10-13-2006, 03:45 PM

So wait, something bit your nutsack? Like, a spider?

10-13-2006, 03:47 PM

Does your Doc know you kiss and tell like this?

**Skip Towne** · 10-13-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBucc

So wait, something bit your nutsack? Like, a spider?

just don't ask any questions, K?

HC_Chief · 10-13-2006, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBucc

So wait, something bit your nutsack? Like, a spider?

How in the hell did you get bit on the coin purse?

Fish · 10-13-2006, 03:50 PM

Ohh my word man.... I thought I was having a rough week.....

Hope your taint heals.... Maybe some whiskey (taken orally) will help with that....

**morphius** · 10-13-2006, 03:52 PM

My son got bit there when he was 3, not sure how. Everything swelled up, having to look at a 3 year old's "pee pee" is bad enough, but when grows to the size of a grown mans...

Was pretty gross, but at the same time I was sorta proud.

**HemiEd** · 10-13-2006, 03:53 PM

Bed Bugs?

Holy Shit Joe, that sucks.

Rooster · 10-13-2006, 03:55 PM

On the bright side at least it was just a bite. I hate going to the doctor.

**Donger** · 10-13-2006, 03:55 PM

I'm hyper-allergic to mosquito bites, which was fun growing up in KC. Anyway, I was once bitten on the end of my Donger. It swelled up like crazy. My mother made me go to the doctor, too. Naturally, the female nurse did the examination. Quote: "Oh my, I've never seen anything quite like that before!"

**Bob Dole** · 10-13-2006, 03:56 PM

Bob Dole is extremely sorry he clicked on this topic.

HC_Chief · 10-13-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I'm hyper-allergic to mosquito bites, which was fun growing up in KC. Anyway, I was once bitten on the end of my Donger. It swelled up like crazy. My mother made me go to the doctor, too. Naturally, the female nurse did the examination. Quote: "Oh my, I've never seen anything quite like that before!"

"Looks like a baby's arm, holding an apple"

**Donger** · 10-13-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HC_Chief

"Looks like a baby's arm, holding an apple"

IIRC, my Dad's words were, "Jesus Christ! Looks like a fucking clock pendulum!!"

I didn't live that incident down for many, many years.

Crashride · 10-13-2006, 04:02 PM

You got a boner dont lie

Kyle401 · 10-13-2006, 04:03 PM

This thread is perfectly fine without pics...

Hope you don't have to go back for a second session.

10-13-2006, 03:43 PM
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	So I found a lump under my sac There I sat in my underwear watching the play-offs in my recliner last Saturday when I felt the need to scratch and what do I discover but a lump just under my nutsac.Of course I'm suddenly thinking wtf as I further my search and realize this thing is about the size of a nickel under my skin. Great,I'm thinking as I realize I'm going to be making a trip to the doc,naturally I have to wait until Monday to make the appt.(it gets set for yesterday) and so I have all week to wonder wtf this thing is.So during the course of the week I begin to experience pain in and around the area including my package. Thankfully yesterday arrives and I'm escorted by the nurse to a room where I'm asked if I want a full gown or a blanket and I say I don't care whatever is easier for the doc and so I'm handed a blanket. So there I sit naked from the waist down except for my blue dress socks sticking out on my feet from the bottom of the blanket and I wait,and wait,and wait some more. 35 minutes later the doc comes in and apologizes for the wait,well when I'm nervous I like to resort to an attempt of humor so I say to him,"it's no problem I've just been sitting here buck naked for 35 minutes knowing that another man was going to walk through the door and inspect my package and the like,and I gotta tell ya doc I'm a bit uncomfortable." He gives me an look and says,"well I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor about this." I tell him the full story of what's going on and he says,"well let's have a look." I lay back pull the blanket aside and he begins his inspection.I'm looking at the ceiling trying to think of whatever just wanting this moment of my life to be over,Now. Come to find out I've been bitten by something and instead of coming to a head and easing my worries it's stayed under the skin and developed quite the lump. Longer story short the doc basically tells me to hold on as he lances this thing and begins to squeeze under my nutsac which immediately sends a signal to my brain for my body to convulse and my mouth to let out a gasp while furiously chomping at my gum(which thankfully I had put in before going to the appointment.) Six hard squeezes later and numerous I'm sorries from the doc a tearful Nzoner is told he can sit up and I'm given some alcohol swabs and an antibiotic and then told we're going to give it a week and if this thing doesn't go away it will have to be surgically removed.
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